Lighthearted Post

Imagine if there were a Christmas bash for the premier league owners now that would be a giggle, Mr Tan you are seated next to that Russian chap " got a few more quid than you but he won't belittle you ", Roman No No not a chance he's goes to the football in fancy dress " total loon he is " Gold pipes up does he want to sit next to us as Sullivan quickly intercedes Feck off Dave he wears his pants higher than mine and I'm nearly eighty for fecks sake. Randy ducks down and quietly mutters I don't want him on my table I've just painted my bloody office myself. Good old Bill and Delia come to Mr Tans rescue, with a loud booming cry Delia cries out come on Vinnie "lets be having you " Park yer bum besides us ( hic hic ) we'll tell you how to run a British football club properly and not to piss off your loyal fans and make a shit storm circus for the press to mock the great institution that Cardiff City are. Mr Tan panics, pulls at his braces and says nah I'll go it alone and sits at table with just one seat in the corner. Poor old Huw and Sheik Mansoor quietly whisper at the bar ( the sheik was buying by the way ) he won't last long in this league.

Bored with 2 much time Sorry !

Too articulate for this MB