Dad books a prostitute , his daughter turns up

01st October 2013

A MAN hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room - and answered the door to his own daughter.

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.

He said: "I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year. My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period."

His wife Rosemary said: "If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay."

I worked in the City for many years and we used to go to an infamous strip club in a pub called The Spread Eagle. So we were a lot younger back then and one of the sales guys nearly fainted when a stripper came on and said 'Oh, uh, Hi David'. It turned out that she was his aunty. Nice tits too.

a couple of the lads use to go to the brothel on occasion after a night out,
so anyway one of the boys I work with had been seeing this girl for a while starting to get quite serious she was working in one of the bars down the bay,

well one night they come back to work on a monday everyone - thought was a wind up... saying jason had your mrs in the brothel,
it wasn't until he actually went to the brothel himself he realised they weren't joking

A taxi driver mate had a prostitute as a fare from one of Cardiff's massage parlours, going to the station to catch a train to Swansea. She told him she was working in Cardiff so that nobody would recognise her, but her first punter had the same idea. It was her next door neighbour and they were both so embarrassed that nothing happened. She was still blushing when she went home early, which is why my mate asked her what was wrong.

A young boro scaff had been seeing some girl, showing the lads vids and dirty pics of her, he called round one night to meet the parents and her old man was one the older scaffs. He got knocked out on the doorstep and lost his job and the bird.

So did he get a discount ?