The politically correct football chant thread

"Can you hear the travellers sing"

"Does she rather it from behind"

"The referees a masterbator"

Any more

"Can you hear the travellers sing"

"Does she rather it from behind"

"The referees a masterbator"

Any more

thats why your staying up
thats why your staying up

"Always say hi on the English side of the bridge"

Malky Mackays 'slightly eccentric gathering of military personnel' !

You Swansea Jacks of questionable fatherhood! You Swansea Jacks of questionable fatherhood!

Who consumed all the pastry products?

Kevin McNaughton, you are the love of my life/Kevin McNaughton, I'd let you spend an evening with my wife/Kevin McNaughton, there's nothing at all abnormal about your silver hair considering your tender age!

You Swansea Jacks of questionable fatherhood! You Swansea Jacks of questionable fatherhood!

Who consumed all the pastry products?

Kevin McNaughton, you are the love of my life/Kevin McNaughton, I'd let you spend an evening with my wife/Kevin McNaughton, there's nothing at all abnormal about your silver hair considering your tender age!

Kevin McNaughton, you are the love of my life/Kevin McNaughton, I'd let you spend an evening with my wife/Kevin McNaughton, there's nothing at all abnormal about your silver hair considering your tender age!

Malky Mackay's having a party,
Bring the Fanta
and the Smarties
Na na na na!!!

And we were singing you jack gentleman with questionable fatherhood
Shown an interest by your male parent
When you were under the age of deemed consent

"You can park your trusty chariots in the garage" front ways


"Let's all pat our heads lets all pat out heads"

You've come a long way for very little!

Oh, Nottingham - why didn't you partake in the miners' strike with the rest of us?

You can shove your flipping rugby into a darkened corner!

And it's Cardiff City/Cardiff City FC/we believe we're the greatest football team the world has ever seen, if we may be so bold as to proclaim such a thing!

In the deprived areas of Swansea/the poverty stricken inhabitants rifle through dustbins in the hope of finding food/some of them unfortunately see vermin as a veritable treat/in the deprived areas of Swansea...

He exercises his freewill! He exercises his freewiiiiiiiilllllll/Peter Whittingham, he exercises his freewill!

"I was born in a hospital. Boots were made for climbing knifes were made for cooking and if I see a swansea fan ill get the bleeding beers in!!!"

Malky touch him up

Malky, Malky touch him up

Well it is gay football week

Some funny ones

To the ref

"You know exactly what your doing"

"You're a Swansea City football player and you were born without married parents"

we are all in agreement that we share a mutual dislike for Leeds United

Does your 'partner' know you're here?

We're neither Muslim or Christian, but still monotheic, and proud of it!

Get near to them..make love to them
get near to them..make love to them

we'll always be beyond the boundaries of censorship, we'll always be beyond the boundaries of censorship, we're Cardiff city, we'll always be beyond the boundaries of censorship

We'll do what we're told, we'll do what we're told.

We're Cardiff City, we'll do what we're told

Your going home on the bus you came on

Carl dale, my monotheistic figurehead. Carl dale. Oh monotheistic figurehead, carl dale.

always defecate on the English side of the bridge

lets go flipping mentally challenged, lets go flipping mentally challenged, lalalala, lalalala

Your going home in a carbon free vehicle.

Your support is somewhat inadequate.

Does your significant other know youre here?

2-0 to the sheep shearers

We're Cardiff, we're stressed out, we've anger management issues.

To Blackpool

You're a terrible Barry Island, a terrible Barry Island, You're a terrible Barry Island.

"He's dark skinned he's anxious he removes the gambling unit Nathan Blake Nathan Blake"

your constituency is actually a laughably less populous district within your neighbours constituency

i wanna go home, i wanna go ho-ome,
although this place appears to have perfectly adequate facilities and is fairly aesthetically pleasant,
i wanna go home

You're going home in a fornicating medical vehicle

"With your friends with your friends with your friends"

Instead of on your own

"You come along way for a great time you come a long way for a great time"