FUNERALS!

what lengths would you go to for your funeral? saw funeral today coffin was all red with Liverpool name and crest on it! plus all the flowers were red/white! seen many funerals but never like this one.

Last edited by pembroke allan on Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.

I'm going to have a headstone like Spike Milligan that says 'Told You I was Ill'.

I'm going to have a headstone like Spike Milligan that says 'Told You I was Ill'.

mine will say I will only be 2 minutes!

I'm going to have a headstone like Spike Milligan that says 'Told You I was Ill'.

mine will say I will only be 2 minutes!

And I'm coming back to haunt that scouse gobshite Derek Acorah.

I'm going to do nothing and just lay there motionless
and hopefully something gets sorted

I been looking for a undertaker that does return trips , so far cant fined one

I'm considering wearing a burqa and breeding kids like cockroaches just to hedge my bets.

ive told my and wife and most of my friends and family, dont waste your money on me, cheap as possible, do not wear black, dont cry just get steaming and have a party

Couldn't give a shit what happens to me, I'll be dead.

I want most of my ashes spread over Tesco car-park. (that way I know the wife will visit me once a week)
I also want some put into an egg-timer. (so I can carry on working)

SL69 will have 'Gob Bud Nod Fugodun'. He will also be late for his own funeral.

I want the DJ to play AC/DC Highway to Hell as the coffin is lowered