Kevin Theophile-Catherine song

Theophile-Catherine
Theophile-Catherine
Theophile-Catherine
Theophile-Catherine

Ect ect, to the tune of what the Chelsea fans continuously sing for Roman Abramovic/Jose Mourinho. I can't really think of anything else to sing for him as his name is so long! Out of interest, does anyone know how his surname is properly pronouced?

That's inspirational.

Must've taken you ages..

That's inspirational.

Must've taken you ages..

It did, took me hours of thinking, honest!!

Need to fill in the blanks though to the sound of Theres only one....

Theres only one ...
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A packet of Sweets (Different Better words in here as well)
Theres only one Theophile

Need to fill in the blanks though to the sound of Theres only one....

Theres only one ...
...
..
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A packet of Sweets (Different Better words in here as well)
Theres only one Theophile

Got the last line in I wanted

One Theophile!
There's only 1 Theophile!
One Theophileee!!!!!!

How about calling him Kevin TC, then reducing that to just TC? It will be much easier to work out a song for him then.

Or similar to the chelsea song for Aspiliqueta (sp)

Kevin Theophile-Catherine we'll just call you...(insert shorter name here)

Oh Kevin Theophile you are the love of my life
Oh Kevin Theophile ill let you shag my wife
Oh Kevin Theophile
Her name is Catherine too

sorry in advance lol

Can't we just call him Theo?

A tackle or two
Some grace and style
Our right back is Kevin Theophile

Only one Theophile.... Etc

How about the old Dave Jones paedo song rewritten for him?

Theophile-Catherine
Theophile-Catherine
Theophile-Catherine
Theophile-Catherine

Ect ect, to the tune of what the Chelsea fans continuously sing for Roman Abramovic/Jose Mourinho. I can't really think of anything else to sing for him as his name is so long! Out of interest, does anyone know how his surname is properly pronouced?

His name is actually pronounced as 'tee-oh-feel', and Catherine is just how it is. I looked it up.

I reckon we'll just call him Theo though.

I'm sure a simple THEO THEO THEO will suffice!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc-P8oDuS0Q
Come on Catherine, Come on Catherine, you're a Bluebird! Come on Catherine

Heard this one at Hull:

Theophile-Catherine, Theophile-Catherine

To the tune of "do ayatollah ____"

TC - nickname him Top Cat, and someone come up with a witty verse to Top cat theme tune....

I'm sure a simple THEO THEO THEO will suffice!

TC - nickname him Top Cat, and someone come up with a witty verse to Top cat theme tune....

^ This

TC - nickname him Top Cat, and someone come up with a witty verse to Top cat theme tune....

^ This

At the risk of being shot down here they are (with a few changes)

Top Cat!
The most effectual
Top Cat!
Whose indestructible
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity. (Hmmmm?)

Top Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the Premiership.
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.

Yes he's a chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.

Tee-oh-feel!!

Theo Catherine da da da
Bluebirds never looked so good.


To the tune of sweet Caroline.

how about the old peter whittingham tune

theophile catherine lalalala
theophile catherine lalalalalalala

TC - nickname him Top Cat, and someone come up with a witty verse to Top cat theme tune....

^ This

At the risk of being shot down here they are (with a few changes)

Top Cat!
The most effectual
Top Cat!
Whose indestructible
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity. (Hmmmm?)

Top Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the Premiership.
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.

Yes he's a chief, he's a king,
But above everything,
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.

Tee-oh-feel!!

A good place to start!

TC - nickname him Top Cat, and someone come up with a witty verse to Top cat theme tune....

^ This

At the risk of being shot down here they are (with a few changes)

Top Cat!
The most effectual
Top Cat!
Whose indestructible
Close friends get to call him T.C.
Providing it's with dignity. (Hmmmm?)

Top Cat
The indisputable leader of the gang.
He's the boss, he's a hit, he's the Premiership.
He's the most tip top,
Top Cat.

Tay-oh-feel!!

A good place to start!

Cheers buddy....maybe just 1st two verses? and change this "Providing it's with dignity." don't know what with though As he tackles with dignity? getting there....