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Been watching from afar for a bit and finally taken the plunge.

Greetings to all be you Red, Blue, Brown, Yellow or Pink. If you are a Cardiff fan you are ok. Unless you are a berk.

Paul.

However if you are Pink I ain't going to Russia with you.

Welcome to the Nut-House.

We have a forum rule for all new members to post at least two racy pictures of their girlfriend or wife (or both, preferably lezzing about) on the world-renowned Boobs and Babes thread. New members get additional kudos (or kludos in forum speak) for shots that include the old red-snapper and brown-clacker. DO IT NOW.

Yours Sincerely

General Tarquin F'TangF'TangOleBiscuitBarrell