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My tumble dryer is fucked! Thermostat messed up. I never knew that dryers had buttons on the front, nor glass doors. Whats the point in them making them look the same as a washing machine if youre not meant to put water in there!?

Last winter my misses phones me at work asking me if warm water was good for freezing Windows i replied yes of course and thought nothing more of it,on arriving home later that evening i found my laptop soaked and totally f**cked

SL69 once watched a Tesco 'Indian Meal For One' advert for over 20 minutes before he realised he was looking at his microwave. Again.