Anyone been arrested and detained in Ibiza

Need some advice please.
For drunken disorderly behaviour leading to arrest following an altercation with a Guardia officer, what is the likely punishment?
Fine only?
Detained for a few day then released with a fine following a court appearance?
Banged up for several weeks plus fine?
Deportation and fine?
Fine only?

I did twice by the guardia for something I didn't do, got banged up in the guardias cells for three days each time waiting for British consulate. Went to court each time where you sit with someone at a computer their prosecution and an English interpreter, they then give the prosecution and defence statements to the judge (who you don't get to see) who decides what action to take. In my case it got thrown out both times. The guardia don't like the British over there, I had a couple if slaps off them whilst detained.

Confiscation of phone and restricted internet

Ibiza is a dive as is Magaluf. Been to both and wouldn't go again.

How old are you? Turn your age in to minutes..... Then place yourself on naughty step for said minutes!

In all seriousness booted out never to return is the likely outcome!

mate got done in ibiza back in the 90s, for being pissed on sangria and spewing over the spanish waitress. we didn't see him for the next 2 years! came in the club two years later with a beared like brian blessed. should be ok in your case though!

I've heard part of a story.

I've heard part of a story.

Want to know the rest before the transfer deadline?

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The Guardia are the military who are nasty fuckers probably a bit more than a fine. If it was the Policia I would of said just a fine.

Polo knows someone

My mate got arrested in Ibiza for something he didn't do, he didn't run fast enough!

I'm sure it'll be fine...

I believe Del boy & Rodney s grandfather was at one time

Minimum -fine
maximum for assault on guardi -3 years.

Off topic but want to share.

I once went to a stag do in San Antonio, Ibiza. We went to a brothel, at first we was chilling with the hoes and deciding which one to pick....

Then all of a sudden, two coppers came through the doors..sat down and had a beer.. I thought they were gunna arrest us but then the girls started to greet them and sitting on their laps! They soon went in a room each with the hookers... after 15 minutes they came out still kissing the hookers, gave cash and left the brothel, jumped into their police car and drove off like nothing just happened!

My gosh, that was a strange experience!

Off topic but want to share.

I once went to a stag do in San Antonio, Ibiza. We went to a brothel, at first we was chilling with the hoes and deciding which one to pick....

Then all of a sudden, two coppers came through the doors..sat down and had a beer.. I thought they were gunna arrest us but then the girls started to greet them and sitting on their laps! They soon went in a room each with the hookers... after 15 minutes they came out still kissing the hookers, gave cash and left the brothel, jumped into their police car and drove off like nothing just happened!

My gosh, that was a strange experience!

15 mins good work

So how............. Oops sorry wrong message board