Serena Williams

Would you?

No.

No.

Gay

It's a bloke

It would be like shagging the female equivalent of Lou Ferrigno. Yes, she has tits like a Woolworths toy-shelf but I would be afraid of her snapping my cock off with her arse cheeks. I also imagine she could down a Tomcat by firing vagina-to-air missiles.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly as Fcuk

Yes.

Yes

I'd still have a go at converting Martina Navratilova but only if Maria Sharapova sucked my balls while I was doing her over the centre court nets. I may write to the BBC as an idea for a feature for next years Wimbledon.

Oh hell yeah, she can sit on my face anyday of the week.

Bloooooobirds.

Suck you in and spit you out, and we know who would be wearing the trousers in that encounter

No!

I'd still have a go at converting Martina Navratilova but only if Maria Sharapova sucked my balls while I was doing her over the centre court nets. I may write to the BBC as an idea for a feature for next years Wimbledon.

For a moment there I thought this was going to be a thread about us signing Serena Williams.

Can we have Sharapova or Kournikova instead?

Would you?

No, What is the matter with you?

It would be like shagging the female equivalent of Lou Ferrigno. Yes, she has tits like a Woolworths toy-shelf but I would be afraid of her snapping my cock off with her arse cheeks. I also imagine she could down a Tomcat by firing vagina-to-air missiles.

was this a genuine question? its a man, man.

was this a genuine question? its a man, man.

She's a mans man, never let you down, would always have your back.

NO

I would If the lights are off

reckon she could do a job up top - in fact she can play 2 up top and 1 behind.

I'll get my coat...

Would have to be face down for me and I don't mean I'd use her back door!