Annabel Croft.....................

Sky Tennis Coverage.......would you?? Bet she's a real dirty bitch off camera.

I have it on good authority that she's a beast when in the scratcher. All stand-offish and coy at first until you get her warmed up. But within 10 minutes she's screaming obscenities at you demanding that you shatter her clacker and then piss over her. New Balls Please. Woof.

I have it on good authority that she's a beast when in the scratcher. All stand-offish and coy at first until you get her warmed up. But within 10 minutes she's screaming obscenities at you demanding that you shatter her clacker and then piss over her. New Balls Please. Woof.

I am literally laughing my ass off at that! 'scratcher'

Darcey Bussell is a fox too. Firstly I would insist she dress in the attire of a Downton Abbey lady. Secondly, she would then take afternoon tea and cucumber sandwiches in the study. Thirdly, I would bum her on the croquet lawn whilst putting the other half of the cucumber up her......(Mods - I've censored this bit as its a Sunday).

I have it on good authority that she's a beast when in the scratcher. All stand-offish and coy at first until you get her warmed up. But within 10 minutes she's screaming obscenities at you demanding that you shatter her clacker and then piss over her. New Balls Please. Woof.

You should be made a Mod!

I have it on good authority that she's a beast when in the scratcher. All stand-offish and coy at first until you get her warmed up. But within 10 minutes she's screaming obscenities at you demanding that you shatter her clacker and then piss over her. New Balls Please. Woof.

Lmfao

And yes id smash her

I'd leave her front-chuff and clacker looking like the Brynglas tunnels. F'Tang.