Hart/Zabaleta picture: Captions?

Not from Sunday's game but fits it perfectly!

"You're the one who should have been marking him, don't look at me..."

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Zab looks like he's about to break into a chorus of "OHHHHHHH THE SUN'LL COME OUT! TOMORROWWW"

zabaletta..."another english player who thinks hes world class "

Zabaletta... "When they said Campbell's coming, I thought they meant Andy not bloody Frazer?"

JH "look at the dandruff on that useless prick.

Zab "I know nothing, Iiii from Barcelona...

"Its true Zabbs, that Peter Whittingham does what he wants !"

You'd think this over rated prick behind me would know all about head and shoulders

ZAB "So that's where Dai Hunt sits"

HART "Told you not to look at him!"

For fucks sake zab you have been looking at them trousers all game go and as Vinnny where he bought them

Zab: "They don't make posts like this back in my country"...

JH: stoned off his tits...

Not from Sunday's game but fits it perfectly!

"You're the one who should have been marking him, don't look at me..."

As Laurel and Hardy would say 'That's another fine mess you've got me into'

jh. really zaballetta? you don't like my head and shoulders advert? good job you are going bad you useless c**t...
zab. not as useless as you during corners...

Zab "oi Roy you taking note of this clumsy fcker"

Zab "oi Roy you taking note of this clumsy fcker"

Similarly:

Zab: "So now you can add 'Head and Shoulders Hart' to 'Clangers Carson', 'Butterfingers Green', 'Fumbling Foster' and 'Calamity James'"...

JH: I knew I should have signed for Cardiff
Zab: I wish you f*cking had aswell

Not from Sunday's game but fits it perfectly!

"You're the one who should have been marking him, don't look at me..."

As Laurel and Hardy would say 'That's another fine mess you've got me into'

Brilliant the first thing I thought of when looking at the expressions on their faces was Laurel and Hardy, Joe Hart especially is a dead ringer for Stan Laurel.

'650k against our 61 million valued new strikers'.

Zab: I still dont get it. They wear red yet their fans wear blue and the stadium is blue too.

JH: FOR THE LAST TIME They have been rebranded red. They used to wear blue, they are called the Cardiff city bluebirds. Now come and defend retard

"I bet that smug English c**t is pulling stupid faces at me again..."

"Oh Joseph.. Maybe we just Dont have what it takes anymore?"

"Look at me when your speaking to me Pablo! You know I hate it when you do that!"

"Hey, Joe, they really were Head and Shoulders above us today huh?"

Look at them Joe, the bastards are doing the Poznan

Zab - "is that Mancini up there in the stands laughing his fecking head off - Italian Kent"

HART..leave the post alone you mincer

Jh-you look like a right faggot stood there.

you said i look fat, dont speak to me

Am I not supposed to let the ball go in the net Joe?

No Pablo no you are not!!!

you said i look fat, dont speak to me

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