EASY MEDEL CHANT.... C'MON BOYS!!!!

"Woah woah woah
it's Gary!!
You know!!!
Medel and deck chairs don't go..."




To woah it magic....

id rather drag my balls through a mile of rusty nails than sing that

id rather drag my balls through a mile of rusty nails than sing that

What a weird thing to say

id rather drag my balls through a mile of rusty nails than sing that

What a weird thing to say

weird guy see..

Ok....

"All I'm wanting is a mile of rusty nails,a mile of rusty nails a mile of rusty nails"

Ok what do you think of my Medel Facts?


Usain Bolt only runs that fast because Gary Medel is looking for him...
in space no one can hear you scream(unless you've just been tackled by Medel)
Vincent Kompany only thought about Gary medels tackling for a split second and it injured him. #garymedelfacts

Ok....

"All I'm wanting is a mile of rusty nails,a mile of rusty nails a mile of rusty nails"

Great Wall of china was built to keep Gary Out #garymedelfacts

Gary Medel doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you

Gary Medel once kicked the world thinking it was a football. It hasn't stopped spinning since. #MedelFacts

Once upon a time Gary Medel defrosted his Medel Freezer... He threw the remaining ice into the sea...it hit a boat. #TitanicGarymedelfacta

Gary Medel once had a boxing match with Mike Tyson...loser had to get a tattoo on his face. #MedelFacts

A Cobra once bit Gary Medel, after several hours of excruciating agony, the Cobra died.

Once upon a time a Persian emperor Xerxes lead his millions of followers to descended upon 300 Spartan Warriors at Thermopylae,they left 8 mins after arriving when Xerxes found out Leonidas was a distant relation to Medel.. #garymedelfacts

To the tune "No Limits"

Gary! Gary Gary! Gary Gary! Gary Gary Medel!

A Cobra once bit Gary Medel, after several hours of excruciating agony, the Cobra died.

Given your username, have any spare nails?

He's blue he's red, he's off his f'ing head, medel, medel

A Cobra once bit Gary Medel, after several hours of excruciating agony, the Cobra died.

Given your username, have any spare nails?

Yeah bags of em lol, but as per my user name, they are all f><ked

A Cobra once bit Gary Medel, after several hours of excruciating agony, the Cobra died.

Given your username, have any spare nails?

Yeah bags of em lol, but as per my user name, they are all f><ked

Need a mile of em....

I'm sure everyone at West Ham sung 'Let's go Gary Medel, lalalalala'