One of the girls in work is comes out with some real classic statements -
At a BBQ when asked "Where are the matches for the BBQ" - she replied "you don't need any it is self lighting"
On another occasion she saw a car driving down the link road and thought - "Thats my car (thinking someone had stole it) only to remember she was driving "her car" at the time
But my absolute favourite is - she saw someone who she thought was HER and went to talk to them until she remembered SHE WAS HER
Plenty more that that as well!!!