Gary Medal THE FACTS!!!!

Gary Medal threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Gary Medal doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

When Gary Medal was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Death once had a near-Gary Medal experience.

Gary Medals calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Gary!

Gary Medal can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

When Gary Medal gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Gary Medal puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Gary Medal counted to infinity. Twice.

Gary Medal once went to mars. Thats why there is no signs of life.

Gary Medal is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

Anybody know anymore?

Gary Medel knows who let the dogs out.

Gary Medal knows where Walley is

He doesnt cut his grass he just dares it to grow!!

SUPERMAN WEARS GARY MEDEL PYJAMAS

The bogeyman checks his closit for Gary Medel

Gary Medal doesnt dial the wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.

Gary Medel does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Gary Medel goes killing.

Gary Medel played blackjack and had 21, he asked for another card - and still won.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Gary Medel.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Gary Medel is called logic.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Gary Medel stories.

Gary Medel won X Factor only using sign language.

Gary Medel has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just too afraid to move.

Gary Medel won the world series of poker using pokemon cards.

Some magicians can walk on water, Gary Medel can swim through land.

If you stab Gary Medel, your knife will bleed.

Gary Medel once kicked the earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.

Gary Medel can make ice cubes with a microwave.

Gary Medel does not style his hair - it lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

Michael Jackson turned pale when he saw Gary Medel.

Gary Medel can delete the recycling bin.

Gary Medel doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair doesn't grow on steel.

Gary Medel does not do push ups - he pushes the earth down.

Gary Medel doesn't need Twitter, he's already following you.

The Chilean miners weren't trapped, they had heard Gary was coming home and barricaded themselves inside!

Gary Medel can cure Dai Hunt

GARY MEDEL SHOCKS ELECTRICITY

Gary Medel can cure Dai Hunt

Actually made me laugh!

GARY MEDEL CAN KILL YOU 5 TIMES BEFORE YOU HIT THE GROUND!

Invented girraffes when he upper cut a horse!

Gary is so hard even his nightmares are afraid of him and he is so
cool that his bed makes itself

Gary is so hard even his nightmares are afraid of him and he is so
cool that his bed makes itself

Danny dyer -the business

Gary Medel can cure Dai Hunt

Now we know why Dai was talking to Bilbao fans to ask for the best doctor in La Liga.

gary medel eats romanians for breakfast

Gary Medel can cure Dai Hunt

pmsl!

Now theres some things even medel cant do!

Gary Medal threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Gary Medal doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

When Gary Medal was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Death once had a near-Gary Medal experience.

Gary Medals calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Gary!

Gary Medal can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

When Gary Medal gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Gary Medal puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Gary Medal counted to infinity. Twice.

Gary Medal once went to mars. Thats why there is no signs of life.

Gary Medal is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

Anybody know anymore?

Yes he spells his name MEDEL. FACT. Sorry...couldn't resist.

It's Medel not Medal by the way

Gary Medel put the Medel in Medellin.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Death_of_Pablo_Escobar.jpg

Someone once told him to go f**k himself, so he grabbed the nearest cactus.

Gary Medal introduced his parents to eachother
The boogeyman checks his closet for Gary Medel
Gary Medel was once bitten by a king cobra, after days if excruciating pain, the cobra died
Gary Medel asked for a Big Mac in Burger King and got one
Gary Medel can change the tyre on a moving car
Gary Medel rides a helmet when riding a bike to protect he ground from his head
Gary Medels legs don't run with him they are trying to run away from him
Gary Medel counted to infinity, twice.