http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdEcO8_2Kl8A state of emergency has been declared in Lancashire following news that Blackburn Rovers are to rebrand themselves as Blackburn Town FC.
Local hospital emergency wards in the area were quickly overwhelmed with apoplectic fans having inflicting harm on themselves. While medical staff have managed to send some home with bandages and plasters, its reported that others remain in a dangerous condition on life support.
Fans reacted angrily to the news with one saying that "It was a despicable betrayal of the club's identity."
Jim Jones was unavailable for comment.
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