Funny as f**k, we score and one of their players collapses with a broken shoe lace, I thini he was hoping the goal would be disallowed.
The ref, fair play to him wouldn't give him the time of day, and I don't think his own manager was that impressed, the ref told him and his broken lace to f**k off over the touch line.
He got there had a ten second Oscar attempt of how badly hurt him and his lace were and went to walk back on the pitch, unaware that during all his dramatics his manager had replaced him with a sub, f*cking classic. He was left to walk around the pitch like a spoiled kid who had thrown his toys out of the pram.