She took it well...

My Missus keeps asking me to marry her..Am I unfair to her, by telling her that I'm holding out for a better Offer??

You're just like Tom Ince!

Tell her you want to stay home close to your newborn child. The reaction in her face would be priceless

My Mate said this to his Bird.. And she is still with him!!

"I can't commit to marriage babes,because I won't commit to anything that I haven't the intention of seeing through til the very end".

I witnessed this comment,he then kissed her on the cheek and we headed off to the pub.

My pal Mark, absolute Ledge!!!!