This ones a beauty!

Just trawling through planet swamp and came across this. It's titled 'De guzman song', and is written by young 'Kostya the jack'. It is also his very first post!

De guzman man man
He's our midfield magician

De guzman man man
He is better than Wittingham

To the left to the right
He will make you look s**t

He plays for swansea
and he s**t on bellamy

(agadoo tune)

I really dont know what to say or what sort of smiley I'm even to insert. I truly am at a loss! Ok, I'll go with this one!

are you a jack?

Fukin shit jog on u tw*t

Wrong account mate

Wrong account mate

Haha so what is your fake Cardiff account name then retard?

Wrong account mate

Haha so what is your fake Cardiff account name then retard?

What the f**k are you talking about? I am a Cardiff fan, my post was aimed at the OP. he worded it as if he's a City fan

Wrong account mate

Haha so what is your fake Cardiff account name then retard?

What the f**k are you talking about? I am a Cardiff fan, my post was aimed at the OP. he worded it as if he's a City fan

Thats who i was on about you pric

Wrong account mate

Haha so what is your fake Cardiff account name then retard?

What the f**k are you talking about? I am a Cardiff fan, my post was aimed at the OP. he worded it as if he's a City fan

Thats who i was on about you pric

Here we go mister angry is off again He wasnt talking to you dont worry dont get your knickers in a twist

Calm down girls stop bitching ...Ive rumbled someone here

Whether he's Jack or not... the post made me laugh!

Wrong account mate

Haha so what is your fake Cardiff account name then retard?

What the f**k are you talking about? I am a Cardiff fan, my post was aimed at the OP. he worded it as if he's a City fan

I certainly didn't word it if I was a Cardiff fan as I am clearly not. But I dont come here too troll, never have done, and I NEVER post on planet swamp for reasons some on here know. I just thought I would share with you the obvious hidden talents of young Kostya the jack!

Calm down girls stop bitching ...Ive rumbled someone here

No you haven't!

Fukin shit jog on u tw*t

Of course it's shit that's why I posted it! WHOOOOOOSH!

what the f**k are you lot talking about

what the f**k are you lot talking about

You can't even have a laugh with some of these on here! I was obviously taking the piss out of a song posted on the swansea site and these lot thought I'd logged in under the wrong username and was trolling!............I only have one!

A jack comes on here and posts a shit song that even made him cringe, and some of us start arguing. It also went straight over the head of the resident tough boy. As sl69 would say, tHis go'rum hass sum retads un ih.

I vote BigBadG for mod status. The chap is hilarious. His posts ruin me

Calm down girls stop bitching ...Ive rumbled someone here

No you haven't!

Double whoosh

In other news it's one f**king shit song

Laughed at the way the jack mentioned our players in his song. Obsession!

It's a shit song and factually incorrect but thanks for sharing with us what a load of shit your fellow jacks are producing on your forums. Never visit them myself. Not sad enough to spend my life on a rival's forum.

I'll do it on behalf of the jack. WHOOOSH. f**k me, he posted it because it was shit, he knew that, He was taking the piss out of the tw*t that posted it,all the clues are there chaps.

I'll do it on behalf of the jack. WHOOOSH. f**k me, he posted it because it was shit, he knew that, He was taking the piss out of the tw*t that posted it,all the clues are there chaps.

Hence my double whoosh....

lets face it jack boy he is no bonny tyler is he

I'll do it on behalf of the jack. WHOOOSH. f**k me, he posted it because it was shit, he knew that, He was taking the piss out of the tw*t that posted it,all the clues are there chaps.

Hence my double whoosh....

Ok your whooosh has me bamboozled, so I gave a whooosh, however, whos whoosh is right I don't know, I'm all whooshed out now, it wasn't aimed at you anyway, so whoosh.

Does retardation come at birth or later on in life


(Not aimed at OP)

I'll do it on behalf of the jack. WHOOOSH. f**k me, he posted it because it was shit, he knew that, He was taking the piss out of the tw*t that posted it,all the clues are there chaps.

Hence my double whoosh....

Ok your whooosh has me bamboozled, so I gave a whooosh, however, whos whoosh is right I don't know, I'm all whooshed out now, it wasn't aimed at you anyway, so whoosh.

Ive got a massive order to get up the chinese, got no pen either, finally memorised it all and then i read this...

tw*t

Does retardation come at birth or later on in life


(Not aimed at OP)

In blue would be better, and dont forget the milk, oh and ask for salt on one chips and salt AND vinegar on the other. Dont forget the money on the side you dont want to have to walk back down like last time.

Wrong account mate

Haha so what is your fake Cardiff account name then retard?

What the f**k are you talking about? I am a Cardiff fan, my post was aimed at the OP. he worded it as if he's a City fan

Thats who i was on about you pric

YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME WHEN I'M ANGRYY!!!!!11!!1 RAWWIWWW WWWW KWOWWWLPWPWPW

Wrong account mate

Haha so what is your fake Cardiff account name then retard?

What the f**k are you talking about? I am a Cardiff fan, my post was aimed at the OP. he worded it as if he's a City fan

Thats who i was on about you pric

YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME WHEN I'M ANGRYY!!!!!11!!1 RAWWIWWW WWWW KWOWWWLPWPWPW

I'd be happy with that run of results this season, we'd be safe by christmas