Dear Annis -

I wish to apply for the position of 'Negativity Monitor' on your wonderful messageboard. I am very skilled in the art of turning everything into a positive and i hope you have time to consider my application.

Yours Extremely Positively at all times,

Blazing Saddles

YOU will need a positive P.A. - thas meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:ayatollah:

YOU will need a positive P.A. - thas meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dear Jezmondo,

We are in receipt of your application for BA's PA and we will be in touch in due course (just don't hold your breath )

Yours very positively as always

Blazing

:ayatollah:

YOU will need a positive P.A. - thas meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dear Jezmondo,

We are in receipt of your application for BA's PA and we will be in touch in due course (just don't hold your breath )

Yours very positively as always

Blazing

Dear Mr SADdles

I forgot to enclose my statistics for the position - and i cant wait for you to be in touch Im sure it will be good
news of course this is you!

SADDLES YOU HAVE PERSONALLY MADE CCFC GET INTO THE PLAYOFFS


THANKYOU


I WILL HAVE A WORD WITH OUR FORUM LEADER ABOUT YOUR JOB APPLICATION