Joke

Just saw this, made me laugh.

A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: No, not my brother, HE IS AN IDIOT! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.

Just saw this, made me laugh.

A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: No, not my brother, HE IS AN IDIOT! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he name the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.

2 Scourers(Gary and Mick) in a cell writing letters...

1st one says "Gary,How'dyu spell Daryl?".

-"Daryl?!"-

"Yeah Daryl,How'dyu spell Daryl?".

2nd one says "Umm,D--A--R hang on a sec Mick, You don't know anyone called Daryl!!".

"Yeah I know, I'm writing to my ma,Im Saying Ma go send me some shoes Daryl fit me".....