Teams in the same city who should merge -

I'll start us off --------Sheff Utd and Sheff Wed......perhaps they cud do it on a Thursday and be called Sheffield Thursday??

-----------Liverpool and Everton......only chance Liverpool have got now they are on their way to football irrelevance!! ----could call them Everpool??

Any others??

Manchester United and Manchester City. They could take the 'Manchester' from Man United, the 'City' from Man City and call themselves Manchester City

Bristol City & Bristol Rovers, they could call themselfs Gas City Rovers.

Merge Bristol City and Swansea City and call them shite.

Merge Bristol City and Swansea City and call them shite.

Beat me to it

Merge Bristol City and Swansea City and call them shite.

Arsenal , Chelsea, Fulham, West Ham United, Tottenham Hotspur, Crystal Palace,Queens Park Rangers, Brentford, Charlton Athletic, Leyton Orient, Millwall, Barnet, Dagenham & Redbridge, Hayes & Yeading United, AFC Wimbledon, Bromley, Hampton & Richmond Borough and Welling United should all unite to become London FC.

Bristol City & Bristol Rovers, they could call themselfs Gas City Rovers.

Call them a "Pair of Bristols"

Celtic and Rangers should merge -100%, perhaps then they could be good enough to compete in the Blue Square league? - they could be called Old Firm Crap FC ???

Millwall and West Ham, then again perhaps not!