Chants to rebuff the abuse coming our way

We all know that in the more creative Premier League fans groups will most definitely be targeting us for abuse next season as Bristol City did last season with the 'tap your heads' chant. Anybody think of any good rebuffs of it or rebrand chants coming our way as I think it'd be a good way to unite the fans even if only for 90 minutes on match days? If the rebuff is specific to a certain team then that'd be good as well and mention the team.

Arsenal

Our badge is older than your first team, older than your first team, our badge is older than your first team.

We'll always be blue

We're blue and you know we are!

We're blue and you know we are!

This^

But none of the chants mentioned in this thread are true so it kind of renders any retort useless. Otherwise we could just say anything "champions of England, we are champions of englaaand" etc

We all know that in the more creative Premier League fans groups will most definitely be targeting us for abuse next season as Bristol City did last season with the 'tap your heads' chant. Anybody think of any good rebuffs of it or rebrand chants coming our way as I think it'd be a good way to unite the fans even if only for 90 minutes on match days? If the rebuff is specific to a certain team then that'd be good as well and mention the team.

Arsenal

Our badge is older than your first team, older than your first team, our badge is older than your first team.

What about. Carry on and we'll smash you up, carry on and we'll smash you up

We may play in red. We may play in reeeed but your sister shes shit in bed

We know whoe we are
We know who we are
W'ere Cardiff City, we know who we are!!!

Arsenal - "Have you won a trophy yet?"

Liverpool - "You're not famous any more"

Newcastle - "We'd rather be red/than have Joe Kinnear"

Hull - "He's fat! He's round! He's got a Greggs account - Steve Bruce, Steve Bruce!"

Palace - "Oh, Ollie Ollie - you're bumming Kevin Phillips and Dobbie too..."

And

"Where's our Darcy gone, where's our Darcy gone?"

Man City/United - "You're just a small town in Bolton"

Everton - "Shall we lend some cash to you?"

Spurs - "You only win 'cos of Bale, you only win 'cos of Bale"

Scumsea - "Ashley, give us a goal".

And

"Swansea, wherever you may be/you're just a foreign side from Neath/half your team's from a Spanish duty free/No one gives a f**k about the Jack army..."

Chelsea - "Rentboys! Rentboys!" (Tune of Wild Boys by Duran Duran)

There's probably a few more we can drum up for the other teams...

Some good ones there

Arsenal - "Have you won a trophy yet?"

Liverpool - "You're not famous any more"

Newcastle - "We'd rather be red/than have Joe Kinnear"

Hull - "He's fat! He's round! He's got a Greggs account - Steve Bruce, Steve Bruce!"

Palace - "Oh, Ollie Ollie - you're bumming Kevin Phillips and Dobbie too..."

And

"Where's our Darcy gone, where's our Darcy gone?"

Man City/United - "You're just a small town in Bolton"

Everton - "Shall we lend some cash to you?"

Spurs - "You only win 'cos of Bale, you only win 'cos of Bale"

Scumsea - "Ashley, give us a goal".

And

"Swansea, wherever you may be/you're just a foreign side from Neath/half your team's from a Spanish duty free/No one gives a f**k about the Jack army..."

Chelsea - "Rentboys! Rentboys!" (Tune of Wild Boys by Duran Duran)

There's probably a few more we can drum up for the other teams...

Some of these are quality!!!!!11

Arsenal - "Have you won a trophy yet?"

Liverpool - "You're not famous any more"

Newcastle - "We'd rather be red/than have Joe Kinnear"

Hull - "He's fat! He's round! He's got a Greggs account - Steve Bruce, Steve Bruce!"

Palace - "Oh, Ollie Ollie - you're bumming Kevin Phillips and Dobbie too..."

And

"Where's our Darcy gone, where's our Darcy gone?"

Man City/United - "You're just a small town in Bolton"

Everton - "Shall we lend some cash to you?"

Spurs - "You only win 'cos of Bale, you only win 'cos of Bale"

Scumsea - "Ashley, give us a goal".

And

"Swansea, wherever you may be/you're just a foreign side from Neath/half your team's from a Spanish duty free/No one gives a f**k about the Jack army..."

Chelsea - "Rentboys! Rentboys!" (Tune of Wild Boys by Duran Duran)

There's probably a few more we can drum up for the other teams...

some of these are superb!

I love the steve bruce one fella per genuis

He's Scouse

He's Fat

He shagged a grannys tw*t

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney.

Steve Bruce wins it for me.

Arsenal - "Have you won a trophy yet?"

Liverpool - "You're not famous any more"

Newcastle - "We'd rather be red/than have Joe Kinnear"

Hull - "He's fat! He's round! He's got a Greggs account - Steve Bruce, Steve Bruce!"

Palace - "Oh, Ollie Ollie - you're bumming Kevin Phillips and Dobbie too..."

And

"Where's our Darcy gone, where's our Darcy gone?"

Man City/United - "You're just a small town in Bolton"

Everton - "Shall we lend some cash to you?"

Spurs - "You only win 'cos of Bale, you only win 'cos of Bale"

Scumsea - "Ashley, give us a goal".

And

"Swansea, wherever you may be/you're just a foreign side from Neath/half your team's from a Spanish duty free/No one gives a f**k about the Jack army..."

Chelsea - "Rentboys! Rentboys!" (Tune of Wild Boys by Duran Duran)

There's probably a few more we can drum up for the other teams...

class fair play

To the jacks:

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round
the wheels of your house go round and round you jack c*nts

Arsenal - "Have you won a trophy yet?"

Liverpool - "You're not famous any more"

Newcastle - "We'd rather be red/than have Joe Kinnear"

Hull - "He's fat! He's round! He's got a Greggs account - Steve Bruce, Steve Bruce!"

Palace - "Oh, Ollie Ollie - you're bumming Kevin Phillips and Dobbie too..."

And

"Where's our Darcy gone, where's our Darcy gone?"

Man City/United - "You're just a small town in Bolton"

Everton - "Shall we lend some cash to you?"

Spurs - "You only win 'cos of Bale, you only win 'cos of Bale"

Scumsea - "Ashley, give us a goal".

And

"Swansea, wherever you may be/you're just a foreign side from Neath/half your team's from a Spanish duty free/No one gives a f**k about the Jack army..."

Chelsea - "Rentboys! Rentboys!" (Tune of Wild Boys by Duran Duran)

There's probably a few more we can drum up for the other teams...

Some of these should definitely be used as they're excellent. Arsenal, Liverpool, Palarse Darcy, Mans, Everton, Spurs are all good. We really need some original quality stuff for this season.

Arsenal - "Have you won a trophy yet?"

Liverpool - "You're not famous any more"

Newcastle - "We'd rather be red/than have Joe Kinnear"

Hull - "He's fat! He's round! He's got a Greggs account - Steve Bruce, Steve Bruce!"

Palace - "Oh, Ollie Ollie - you're bumming Kevin Phillips and Dobbie too..."

And

"Where's our Darcy gone, where's our Darcy gone?"

Man City/United - "You're just a small town in Bolton"

Everton - "Shall we lend some cash to you?"

Spurs - "You only win 'cos of Bale, you only win 'cos of Bale"

Scumsea - "Ashley, give us a goal".

And

"Swansea, wherever you may be/you're just a foreign side from Neath/half your team's from a Spanish duty free/No one gives a f**k about the Jack army..."

Chelsea - "Rentboys! Rentboys!" (Tune of Wild Boys by Duran Duran)

There's probably a few more we can drum up for the other teams...

Hey, less of the neath, "Neath is blue" pick another little place.

Ha! Cheers all, maybe I've found my calling...

Fair play Matt D those chants are hilarious, especially the Swansea one "Spanish duty-free" lmaooo.

Arsenal - "Have you won a trophy yet?"

Liverpool - "You're not famous any more"

Newcastle - "We'd rather be red/than have Joe Kinnear"

Hull - "He's fat! He's round! He's got a Greggs account - Steve Bruce, Steve Bruce!"

Palace - "Oh, Ollie Ollie - you're bumming Kevin Phillips and Dobbie too..."

And

"Where's our Darcy gone, where's our Darcy gone?"

Man City/United - "You're just a small town in Bolton"

Everton - "Shall we lend some cash to you?"

Spurs - "You only win 'cos of Bale, you only win 'cos of Bale"

Scumsea - "Ashley, give us a goal".

And

"Swansea, wherever you may be/you're just a foreign side from Neath/half your team's from a Spanish duty free/No one gives a f**k about the Jack army..."

Chelsea - "Rentboys! Rentboys!" (Tune of Wild Boys by Duran Duran)

There's probably a few more we can drum up for the other teams...

Hats off there are some good ones there