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OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:15 am

Seems that I see so many whoppers making threads these days I'm hoping this thread will get them all together in one thread it will save a lot of mods work and its all in one thread, so if its about the jacks, pretend ITK talk or even trolls who fancy a pop at another member in hide mode post it all here, it makes sence. :ayatollah:
Last edited by Bluebird1977 on Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:17 am, edited 1 time in total.

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:17 am

Bluebird1977 wrote:Seems that I see so many whoppers with making threads these days I'm hoping this thread will get them all together in one thread it will save a lot of mods work and its all in one thread, so if its about the jacks, pretend ITK talk or even trolls who fancy a pop at another member in hide mode post it all here, it makes sence. :ayatollah:


Cheers Ian, always thinking of us mods.

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:19 am

:malky: You know me ian, always trying to improve the forum on a day to day basis :lol:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:09 am

This will go down even worse than your "abuse thread"

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:18 am

I have a wart on the end of my 16" manhood and ideas on a cure ??

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:45 am

bluebirdbaz wrote:I have a wart on the end of my 16" manhood and ideas on a cure ??

A kiss from the lips of a fat man will do the trick

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:11 am

AbsolutelyFearless wrote:This will go down even worse than your "abuse thread"

Well you should have joined in that thread and let out some steam, seems u like dishing it out and getting banned in other threads :laughing5:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:12 am

kingdong wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:I have a wart on the end of my 16" manhood and ideas on a cure ??

A kiss from the lips of a fat man will do the trick

Im not kissing it :shock:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:21 am

Bluebird1977 wrote:
AbsolutelyFearless wrote:This will go down even worse than your "abuse thread"

Well you should have joined in that thread and let out some steam, seems u like dishing it out and getting banned in other threads :laughing5:

I did.

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:22 am

Bluebird1977 wrote:
kingdong wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:I have a wart on the end of my 16" manhood and ideas on a cure ??

A kiss from the lips of a fat man will do the trick

Im not kissing it :shock:

Only cos your too busy brown nosing since48 the fake old fella :lol:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:26 pm

Ivan kiss it myself thanks :thumbup:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:21 pm

AbsolutelyFearless wrote:
Bluebird1977 wrote:
kingdong wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:I have a wart on the end of my 16" manhood and ideas on a cure ??

A kiss from the lips of a fat man will do the trick

Im not kissing it :shock:

Only cos your too busy brown nosing since48 the fake old fella :lol:

It beats showing no respect to the oldguard unlike you cup final student types thse days who we have picked up along the way :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:21 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:Ivan kiss it myself thanks :thumbup:

While holding it in both hands is it baz :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:25 pm

Bluebird1977 wrote:
AbsolutelyFearless wrote:
Bluebird1977 wrote:
kingdong wrote:
bluebirdbaz wrote:I have a wart on the end of my 16" manhood and ideas on a cure ??

A kiss from the lips of a fat man will do the trick

Im not kissing it :shock:

Only cos your too busy brown nosing since48 the fake old fella :lol:

It beats showing no respect to the oldguard unlike you cup final student types thse days who we have picked up along the way :lol: :ayatollah:

;)

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:50 pm

Whoppers eh? OK. I once appeared on Countdown and won the show by a country mile. I then ended up bumming Carol Vorderman in her hotel room and wiped my cock on her curtains. I can also confirm that she had a very tight Conundrum.

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:41 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:Whoppers eh? OK. I once appeared on Countdown and won the show by a country mile. I then ended up bumming Carol Vorderman in her hotel room and wiped my cock on her curtains. I can also confirm that she had a very tight Conundrum.

FACT :malky:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:51 pm

Bluebird1977 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Whoppers eh? OK. I once appeared on Countdown and won the show by a country mile. I then ended up bumming Carol Vorderman in her hotel room and wiped my cock on her curtains. I can also confirm that she had a very tight Conundrum.

FACT :malky:


Cheers Ian. And her clacker smacks of Marmite. And I love Marmite.
:malky:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:56 pm

Adam Brown "I'm an ex councillor from Merthyr" :laughing6:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:43 pm

Bridgend_bluebird wrote:Adam Brown "I'm an ex councillor from Merthyr" :laughing6:

Where is the local clown these days i want to know :?: :?

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:43 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:
Bluebird1977 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Whoppers eh? OK. I once appeared on Countdown and won the show by a country mile. I then ended up bumming Carol Vorderman in her hotel room and wiped my cock on her curtains. I can also confirm that she had a very tight Conundrum.

FACT :malky:


Cheers Ian. And her clacker smacks of Marmite. And I love Marmite.
:malky:

No probs always doing my bit to keep people entertained :ayatollah:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:51 pm

Bluebird1977 wrote:
Bridgend_bluebird wrote:Adam Brown "I'm an ex councillor from Merthyr" :laughing6:

Where is the local clown these days i want to know :?: :?


I've also fingered Emma Watson as recently as last week. She has also finally agreed to my sex-tape project, "Hairy Potter And The Philosophers Bone".

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:52 pm

Ooops. Wrong quote reply. This phone should be called a CuntBerry.

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:23 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:Ooops. Wrong quote reply. This phone should be called a CuntBerry.

:lol: I need more whooper storys in here or jacks :ayatollah:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:28 pm

Whoppers eh.....

This one time I got 'spiked' in Evolution in Cardiff and woke up in the back of beyond in a house in Bedlinog of all places, inbetween all I remember is laying outside Evo in a pile on the floor while the bouncers just ignored me

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:29 pm

Bluebird1977 wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:Ooops. Wrong quote reply. This phone should be called a CuntBerry.

:lol: I need more whooper storys in here or jacks :ayatollah:


£10mil bid accepted for Wanyama.

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:29 pm

Gavin wrote:Whoppers eh.....

This one time I got 'spiked' in Evolution in Cardiff and woke up in the back of beyond in a house in Bedlinog of all places, inbetween all I remember is laying out Evo in a pile on the floor while the bouncers just ignored me


Hate shit like that. Happened to a friend, nearly killed because of it.

Hope you were okay. :ayatollah:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:54 pm

tans only on a whined up back to blue soon.
Sian only started bu so she could meet a fella.
Risdales advising tan.
chuckles is 6 foot 5, a brick shit house and a nice guy.

:ayatollah:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:20 pm

Gavin wrote:Whoppers eh.....

This one time I got 'spiked' in Evolution in Cardiff and woke up in the back of beyond in a house in Bedlinog of all places, inbetween all I remember is laying outside Evo in a pile on the floor while the bouncers just ignored me

I remember that well , I took you back to mine and the missis house at the time coz you was in the gutter off your face, I could hardly leave u in sick on the floor when everyone was walking past you after the club shut and everyone had left you, :laughing5:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 7:23 pm

I remember once giving two blokes a hammering in pony town center and was looking at full time jail in the morning but got a lift home and out of the police station at 4am, repayed the favour gav by pulling some strings. :lol:

Re: OFFICIAL WHOPPER THREAD

Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:17 pm

Is gav :D OB