Missus 30th birthday today

So bought her something for herself, killed two birds with one stone dont you think and shes even picking it up as its reserved, shes now become one of the oldguard and i will talk to her now after 9years odd
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 015766.htm

So bought her something for herself, killed two birds with one stone dont you think and shes even picking it up as its reserved, shes now become one of the oldguard and i will talk to her now after 9years odd
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 015766.htm

your too soft with her mate. she could prob do with a multi purpose drill mate as well

So bought her something for herself, killed two birds with one stone dont you think and shes even picking it up as its reserved, shes now become one of the oldguard and i will talk to her now after 9years odd
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 015766.htm

your too soft with her mate. she could prob do with a multi purpose drill mate as well

I've already thought of that idea jeff

So bought her something for herself, killed two birds with one stone dont you think and shes even picking it up as its reserved, shes now become one of the oldguard and i will talk to her now after 9years odd
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 015766.htm

i live on my own mate.on a sunday i have my my mate round for dinner.at first i used to cook it then i,d ask her for a hand peeling the spuds.now i just leave it to her while i do a few other things.got to get her into ironing on a monday we go to a meeting.i used to pick her up but now she walks down here .i leave her a key and she does the dinner.better not mention she,s black otherwise i,ll have the pc brigade on me case she,s 40 so it,s ok .she,s old guard

So bought her something for herself, killed two birds with one stone dont you think and shes even picking it up as its reserved, shes now become one of the oldguard and i will talk to her now after 9years odd
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 015766.htm

your too soft with her mate. she could prob do with a multi purpose drill mate as well

I've already thought of that idea jeff

So bought her something for herself, killed two birds with one stone dont you think and shes even picking it up as its reserved, shes now become one of the oldguard and i will talk to her now after 9years odd
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 015766.htm

i live on my own mate.on a sunday i have my my mate round for dinner.at first i used to cook it then i,d ask her for a hand peeling the spuds.now i just leave it to her while i do a few other things.got to get her into ironing on a monday we go to a meeting.i used to pick her up but now she walks down here .i leave her a key and she does the dinner.better not mention she,s black otherwise i,ll have the pc brigade on me case she,s 40 so it,s ok .she,s old guard

Forget the dog whisperer you are a real life woman whisperer

So bought her something for herself, killed two birds with one stone dont you think and shes even picking it up as its reserved, shes now become one of the oldguard and i will talk to her now after 9years odd
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 015766.htm

i live on my own mate.on a sunday i have my my mate round for dinner.at first i used to cook it then i,d ask her for a hand peeling the spuds.now i just leave it to her while i do a few other things.got to get her into ironing on a monday we go to a meeting.i used to pick her up but now she walks down here .i leave her a key and she does the dinner.better not mention she,s black otherwise i,ll have the pc brigade on me case she,s 40 so it,s ok .she,s old guard

Ease her in gentle then sneak extra chores on them thats the way

So bought her something for herself, killed two birds with one stone dont you think and shes even picking it up as its reserved, shes now become one of the oldguard and i will talk to her now after 9years odd
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 015766.htm

i live on my own mate.on a sunday i have my my mate round for dinner.at first i used to cook it then i,d ask her for a hand peeling the spuds.now i just leave it to her while i do a few other things.got to get her into ironing on a monday we go to a meeting.i used to pick her up but now she walks down here .i leave her a key and she does the dinner.better not mention she,s black otherwise i,ll have the pc brigade on me case she,s 40 so it,s ok .she,s old guard

Forget the dog whisperer you are a real life woman whisperer

we good mates .i take her son down the blues .we both members of the same fellowship and sometimes go to church together.she takes the dog out for a walk too

So bought her something for herself, killed two birds with one stone dont you think and shes even picking it up as its reserved, shes now become one of the oldguard and i will talk to her now after 9years odd
http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 015766.htm

i live on my own mate.on a sunday i have my my mate round for dinner.at first i used to cook it then i,d ask her for a hand peeling the spuds.now i just leave it to her while i do a few other things.got to get her into ironing on a monday we go to a meeting.i used to pick her up but now she walks down here .i leave her a key and she does the dinner.better not mention she,s black otherwise i,ll have the pc brigade on me case she,s 40 so it,s ok .she,s old guard

Ease her in gentle then sneak extra chores on them thats the way

might teach her to window clean so eventually she can do the round and i can post on here all day talking of window cleaning i better go and do some

Very nice,women like a bit of thought with gifts. Its also good to leave little post-it messages around the house for her to find too. My favourites are "Where's my dinner?" and also "Happy Birthday. Thanks for ruining my life you fat c**t".

Very nice,women like a bit of thought with gifts. Its also good to leave little post-it messages around the house for her to find too. My favourites are "Where's my dinner?" and also "Happy Birthday. Thanks for ruining my life you fat c**t".

Very nice,women like a bit of thought with gifts. Its also good to leave little post-it messages around the house for her to find too. My favourites are "Where's my dinner?" and also "Happy Birthday. Thanks for ruining my life you fat c**t".

im nearly crying reading that

Very nice,women like a bit of thought with gifts. Its also good to leave little post-it messages around the house for her to find too. My favourites are "Where's my dinner?" and also "Happy Birthday. Thanks for ruining my life you fat c**t".

Might give that a go. So probably won't be on here for a while.