See if you can finish this quote.........

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Once I've spent my voucher my Silver Membership is about as much use as.......

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Nuns tit

a bogus season ticket

A condom in nunnery.

a plastic oven.

rubber nails.

a blind guide dog.

a square wheel.

a concrete trampoline.

pork pie at a Jewish wedding.

an ejection seat on a helicopter.

Velikonja's match worn shirt

One of Carls updates.

One of Carls updates.

banned

a bar of soap in a Swansea lavatory?

Or.......

as a surfboard with handlebars
as a one legged man in an ar5e kicking contest
as non-stick Cellotape
as a glass hammer
as roll-on hairspray
as a Braille speedometer
A flammable fire extinguisher
A glass cricket bat
A blind lifeguard
See-through mirror
Solar-powered foghorn
Objective journalism
Frank fatboy Lampard
a peddle-powered wheelchair
Or Anne Frank's drumkit

One of Carls updates.

Cheeky git

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Once I've spent my voucher my Silver Membership is about as much use as.......

Alan Tate in a football shirt!

Is it 'a copy of Bob Marley's Greatest Hits' at a Klu Klux Klan carnival?

as jon parkins treadmill

thanks guys, another £40 each in my pocket. for nothing

Nigella Lawsons Wedding Ring.

A Barry Chuckles post.

Nigella's a free agent now. I'd like to lick her mixing bowl and knead her buns.