Just heard some breaking news about Dirk Kuyt

His children have apparently been enrolled in a school in Cardiff.

Don't tell me! Howells?

WHITCHURCH, HE WANTS HIS BOYS TO BE LIKE BAYUL

Don't tell me! Howells?

How did you know mate?

Think every1 knows except for kuyt lol

Three of his four kids aren't eligible to go to Howells because they are boys.

F.T.A.O the Mods. Can we get a dickhead icon to use on posts like this.

F.T.A.O the Mods. Can we get a dickhead icon to use on posts like this.

THIS

His children have apparently been enrolled in a school in Cardiff.

FairPlay Barnett you make me laugh sometimes

After last time you posted about a player saying hes signed etc.. I dont believe that and that is an old rumour anyway!

His children have apparently been enrolled in a school in Cardiff.

FairPlay Barnett you make me laugh sometimes

Barnett is our leader!

His children have apparently been enrolled in a school in Cardiff.

You're only the 500th person to post this exact post! Move on FFS.

His children have apparently been enrolled in a school in Cardiff.

You're only the 500th person to post this exact post! Move on FFS.

If it wasn't Barnett you wouldn't be saying this Merlin.

His children have apparently been enrolled in a school in Cardiff.

You're only the 500th person to post this exact post! Move on FFS.

If it wasn't Barnett you wouldn't be saying this Merlin.

Every day somebody says so and so kids enrolled in Cardiff school. FFS nobody's even agreed terms with us yet, so why the f**k would they enroll their kids here, as he bought a f*cking flower shop for his mrs in Whitchurch village as well? Jesus.

I'd say it to any poster who thinks they know what children are coming into any school, footballer or ballerina. Pointless and boring.

His children have apparently been enrolled in a school in Cardiff.

You're only the 500th person to post this exact post! Move on FFS.

.....and this comes from a moderator.....wow, the bluntest tool in the box. Fair play, you've surpassed yourself here.

His children have apparently been enrolled in a school in Cardiff.

You're only the 500th person to post this exact post! Move on FFS.

If it wasn't Barnett you wouldn't be saying this Merlin.

Every day somebody says so and so kids enrolled in Cardiff school. FFS nobody's even agreed terms with us yet, so why the f**k would they enroll their kids here, as he bought a f*cking flower shop for his mrs in Whitchurch village as well? Jesus.

I'd say it to any poster who thinks they know what children are coming into any school, footballer or ballerina. Pointless and boring.

Who told you about the flower shop was told to keep that quiet.

His children have apparently been enrolled in a school in Cardiff.

You're only the 500th person to post this exact post! Move on FFS.

If it wasn't Barnett you wouldn't be saying this Merlin.

Every day somebody says so and so kids enrolled in Cardiff school. FFS nobody's even agreed terms with us yet, so why the f**k would they enroll their kids here, as he bought a f*cking flower shop for his mrs in Whitchurch village as well? Jesus.

I'd say it to any poster who thinks they know what children are coming into any school, footballer or ballerina. Pointless and boring.

Lighten up a bit Merlin. He never meant it.