Top tips for all msg board users
Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:58 pm
Some viz classics...
Skint student? Turn your keypad over, bang on table, put contents in plastic bag. There you go, bombay mix.
Tightarses.. Only shag girls called holly, carol or eve. They were prob born around Xmas time so it saves you buying two presents in one year, by which time they'd have chucked you for being a tightarse anyway.
Footballers... Always remember .. Plenty of time to get pissed up and wrap your car around a lamppost after you retire.
Using a mobile whilst driving. Easy. Hide your phone inside a seashell and tell the copper who pulls you over you were listening out for the sea.
Stop getting parking tickets by keeping your windscreen wipers going full speed whenever you leave your car. That'll f**k the bastards.
Next door neighbour you can't stand?..Go mental every saturday at 8 pm and they'll think you've won the lottery.
Skint student? Turn your keypad over, bang on table, put contents in plastic bag. There you go, bombay mix.
Tightarses.. Only shag girls called holly, carol or eve. They were prob born around Xmas time so it saves you buying two presents in one year, by which time they'd have chucked you for being a tightarse anyway.
Footballers... Always remember .. Plenty of time to get pissed up and wrap your car around a lamppost after you retire.
Using a mobile whilst driving. Easy. Hide your phone inside a seashell and tell the copper who pulls you over you were listening out for the sea.
Stop getting parking tickets by keeping your windscreen wipers going full speed whenever you leave your car. That'll f**k the bastards.
Next door neighbour you can't stand?..Go mental every saturday at 8 pm and they'll think you've won the lottery.
Re: Top tips for all msg board users
Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:01 pm
jama wrote:Some viz classics...
Skint student? Turn your keypad over, bang on table, put contents in plastic bag. There you go, bombay mix.
Tightarses.. Only shag girls called holly, carol or eve. They were prob born around Xmas time so it saves you buying two presents in one year, by which time they'd have chucked you for being a tightarse anyway.
Footballers... Always remember .. Plenty of time to get pissed up and wrap your car around a lamppost after you retire.
Using a mobile whilst driving. Easy. Hide your phone inside a seashell and tell the copper who pulls you over you were listening out for the sea.
Stop getting parking tickets by keeping your windscreen wipers going full speed whenever you leave your car. That'll f**k the bastards.
Next door neighbour you can't stand?..Go mental every saturday at 8 pm and they'll think you've won the lottery.
