Jokes that make you go Ohhhhhhh!!!!

Bad taste, close to the bone, whatever comes our way...


What's the worst thing to hear from a female whilst masturbating?

"Dad,What are you doing in my room?"

Bad taste, close to the bone, whatever comes our way...


What's the worst thing a jack could hear from a female whilst masturbating?

"Dad, will you stop watching me and Grandpa suck off the dog.?"

Fixed it for ya.

1) Hitler may have killed 6 million Jews, but he sure as hell saved the History Channel.

2) What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a wire coat hanger.

Bad taste, close to the bone, whatever comes our way...


What's the worst thing a jack could hear from a female whilst masturbating?

"Dad, will you stop watching me and Grandpa suck off the dog.?"

Fixed it for ya.

Prefer the original TBH

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Bad taste, close to the bone, whatever comes our way...


What's the worst thing a jack could hear from a female whilst masturbating?

"Dad, will you stop watching me and Grandpa suck off the dog.?"

Fixed it for ya.

I think that says a lot about you as a person

""I think that says a lot about you as a person ""

In what way?
Because a joke is told by someone, it means what exactly?

Dodi Fayed is standing in a queue at the Pearly Gates when he sees his driver a few places in front of him. He shouts " you idiot, I said I wanted to feck Di in the tunnel not fecking die in the tunnel.

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You don't cry when your mother forces you to eat her apple pie.

Got called into my boss's office today.

"Dave, Winston claims he's been the victim of racism at work."

"Like what?" I replied.

"Well, he reckons he was the only one who wasn't invited to the pub for someone's birthday last Friday."

"So?"

"So, Dave, it was his f*cking birthday!"

Why did Michael Jackson love twenty five year olds????

Because there was twenty of them

Trundle visited the doctors " since I got a job as an ambassador for caravan sales I can't help looking in the mirror and boy does it turn me on" he replies " I'm mot surprised you're a c##t"

""I think that says a lot about you as a person ""

In what way?
Because a joke is told by someone, it means what exactly?

your insistence like many on here with perverse Incestual humour, not exactly something that would spring to mind for a normal straight thinking person..

Chat&Jack go get a room!!!
Either post obscene jokes or do one!!!

What do you call a jack on a Ccfc forum anything you want coz they obviously havnt got a life

What do you call a jack on a Ccfc forum anything you want coz they obviously havnt got a life

I consider myself pretty liberal and see the funny side in most things but a guy in work brought a "Book of Sick Jokes" in that hed been given as a leaving present in his last job.

I was disguseted after reading some of them. There was a section on peadophiles and I cant believe it was allowed to go to print to be honest.

I was gonna put a couple up on here as an example but they are too bad.

Sickening.

Apparently they've named a new Mr man having watched Luke Moore of Swansea. They called him Mr sitter

Apparently they've named a new Mr man having watched Luke Moore of Swansea. They called him Mr sitter

Apparently they've named a new Mr man having watched Luke Moore of Swansea. They called him Mr sitter

Chat&Jack go get a room!!!
Either post obscene jokes or do one!!!

When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour.

Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child.

Chat&Jack go get a room!!!
Either post obscene jokes or do one!!!

When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour.

Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child.

Wow... That's f*cking awesome!!!

Chat&Jack go get a room!!!
Either post obscene jokes or do one!!!

When a man ejaculates, he comes at twenty miles per hour.

Which means it's perfectly safe to hit a child.

Wow... That's f*cking awesome!!!

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