My old man is losing it!!!

He's tried changing his will and wants to have his ashes scattered on Ninian Park. Solicitor rang me so I could explain to him he'd have to have about 300 ceremonies as the pitch is now in gardens across South Wales, not sure the likes of Annis and Big Frank would want an ashes scattering ceremony - although at least the wake would be good at Frank's!!!!

Dopey old git, might do it at Man Utd, only time he got arrested in 70's