Major Problem Identified

Malays recruitment team have identified a major barrier in their attempts to attract big time football stars to Ccfc. It's Cardiff Bays Lock Gates!
Most superstars are looking for three major environmental factors when searching for a new home :
Alpine scenery. Caerphilly mountain.
Riviera Posing Promenade. Penarth
Super yacht mooring. .???

A recent anonymous visitor giving CCFC the once over said he would have signed but for the fact that his new yacht the "Mucho Dinero". Which after all is only slightly larger than the QE2 would not be able to get into Cardiff Bay through the lock gates.
As usual the short sightedness of our political leaders and the Cardiff Bay Develoment Corporation may well have condemned us to only a fleeting visit to footballs top table!

Dredge the bay, widen the gates, declare Grangetown a tax haven and watch the talent sail in.

ITS NOT TOO LATE!

Am I supposed to laugh now I have wasted roughly 1 and a half minutes of my life reading that drivel and replying?

What life?