"BEWARE THE CURRY HOUSE REVENGE"!!!!!

Me and a few mates have been going to the same curry house(for donkeys years)and despite getting rowdy sometimes we have always been treated okay.Last month however as we were leaving my mate(who was badly pissed up)fell over and just before he hit the floor he grabbed hold of the tablecloth on one of the tables.f**k me he pulled everything to the floor with him,it was like a disaster zone.Anyway they chucked us out and told us never to go in there again.Last Saturday however we chance our luck again and to our surprise they let us in.As we were eating our main course though I noticed all the staff(plus 2 chefs)were pissing themselves laughing and giving each other high fives!! I haven't stopped thinking of what the fuckers had done-probably wanked in my rogan josh!! remember next time you have a curry-be nice to the fuckers!!!

you will be shitting through the eye of a needle before you know it

Me and a few mates have been going to the same curry house(for donkeys years)and despite getting rowdy sometimes we have always been treated okay.Last month however as we were leaving my mate(who was badly pissed up)fell over and just before he hit the floor he grabbed hold of the tablecloth on one of the tables.f**k me he pulled everything to the floor with him,it was like a disaster zone.Anyway they chucked us out and told us never to go in there again.Last Saturday however we chance our luck again and to our surprise they let us in.As we were eating our main course though I noticed all the staff(plus 2 chefs)were pissing themselves laughing and giving each other high fives!! I haven't stopped thinking of what the fuckers had done-probably wanked in my rogan josh!! remember next time you have a curry-be nice to the fuckers!!!

This is something I've known for a very long time and its more widespread than you think.I remember a case in Newport,years ago now,some girls got very sick over it but they were done and got time for it.Never insult a man that cooks your food.

Me and a few mates have been going to the same curry house(for donkeys years)and despite getting rowdy sometimes we have always been treated okay.Last month however as we were leaving my mate(who was badly pissed up)fell over and just before he hit the floor he grabbed hold of the tablecloth on one of the tables.f**k me he pulled everything to the floor with him,it was like a disaster zone.Anyway they chucked us out and told us never to go in there again.Last Saturday however we chance our luck again and to our surprise they let us in.As we were eating our main course though I noticed all the staff(plus 2 chefs)were pissing themselves laughing and giving each other high fives!! I haven't stopped thinking of what the fuckers had done-probably wanked in my rogan josh!! remember next time you have a curry-be nice to the fuckers!!!

This is something I've known for a very long time and its more widespread than you think.I remember a case in Newport,years ago now,some girls got very sick over it but they were done and got time for it.Never insult a man that cooks your food.

I bet everyone who's been for a curry has some tale to tell,i think most people have sat with a poppadum on the heads at least once in their lives.It's made me paranoid thinking of what they might have done though!

Had a part time job in the hotel next to the millenium about 15 years ago and witnessed the chef stick his cock in a burger that had been sent back, it ain't just curry houses lads and lasses, if you don't like the food get a refund and eat elsewhere, or don't complain at all.

You should never f**k with the bhindi bhaji tribe

My misses complained that her cream of chicken soup was cold and insisted they took it back to the kitchen to be reheated , i remember later that evening seeing the chef walk past with a copy of Razz under his arm:thumbup:

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SH*T i feel really sick after reading this FFS CCFC

Me and a few mates have been going to the same curry house(for donkeys years)and despite getting rowdy sometimes we have always been treated okay.Last month however as we were leaving my mate(who was badly pissed up)fell over and just before he hit the floor he grabbed hold of the tablecloth on one of the tables.f**k me he pulled everything to the floor with him,it was like a disaster zone.Anyway they chucked us out and told us never to go in there again.Last Saturday however we chance our luck again and to our surprise they let us in.As we were eating our main course though I noticed all the staff(plus 2 chefs)were pissing themselves laughing and giving each other high fives!! I haven't stopped thinking of what the fuckers had done-probably wanked in my rogan josh!! remember next time you have a curry-be nice to the fuckers!!!

Where was this mate ??????

Are you not going to retaliate by going into their toilets and taking a massive shit and smearing it on the walls, mirrors and sinks?

Well I had issues with a curry house last year, wont name the place. They over charged me, which really pissed me off and I didn't want to make a scene and pi## my misses off. In the end I decided to pay.

Next morning I phoned UK Border Agency and mentioned there were suspected illegals working in that place, to my surprise, I was right, and the place closed for 2 weeks till they found new staff.

Moral of the story, never over-charge a city fan

Well I had issues with a curry house last year, wont name the place. They over charged me, which really pissed me off and I didn't want to make a scene and pi## my misses off. In the end I decided to pay.

Next morning I phoned UK Border Agency and mentioned there were suspected illegals working in that place, to my surprise, I was right, and the place closed for 2 weeks till they found new staff.

Moral of the story, never over-charge a city fan

Me and a few mates have been going to the same curry house(for donkeys years)and despite getting rowdy sometimes we have always been treated okay.Last month however as we were leaving my mate(who was badly pissed up)fell over and just before he hit the floor he grabbed hold of the tablecloth on one of the tables.f**k me he pulled everything to the floor with him,it was like a disaster zone.Anyway they chucked us out and told us never to go in there again.Last Saturday however we chance our luck again and to our surprise they let us in.As we were eating our main course though I noticed all the staff(plus 2 chefs)were pissing themselves laughing and giving each other high fives!! I haven't stopped thinking of what the fuckers had done-probably wanked in my rogan josh!! remember next time you have a curry-be nice to the fuckers!!!

Where was this mate ??????

I won't name the place,but it's in roath.

Never Eat the Muck, until a few mates persuaded me to try "the Vindaloo". Started off ok and I was beginning to get into it. Then for some unknown reason, My mouth started to get a little tingly. They said: "dont worry, it is a little volitile. Just drink plenty of water". As I got a few mouthfuls further, my mouth was like no4 blast furnace at tata steelworks. "f**k me", I complained. They had secretly put one of them chille sticks under a piece of chicken. Got to say it is worse than Pepper Spray in the eyes.

I won't name the place,but it's in roath.

Juboraj?