Joke Thread?

Husband says to wife "Lets play the rape game tonight"

Wife says "No way"

Husband says "That's the spirit"

Walking beside the river Taff the other day when i seen a guy in a SWANSEA SHIRT drownin so i saved him.......AS A FUCKIN SCREENSAVER ON MY MOBILE.

paddy says to mick
can you help us wid this jigsaw its meant to be a tiger
micks says put the f*cking frosties back in the box u thick tw*t





your never going to guess who i saw today only cheryl cole
and dawn french in the garden centre
they were looking for new spades

three lads in a lap dancing club were watchin a buxom blonde gyrating

on the pole. the leeds lad stuck £20 on her left buttock

not to be out done the lad from bradford stuck £30 on her right buttock

the 3rd lad from liverpool swiped his visa down the crack of her arse

and took £50 cash back!!!!!!!!

A barnsley bloke goes into a jewellers and says he would like a gold replica of his dead dog to wear around his neck to remember him!
jeweller ask " Eighteen carrot"?
bloke replies " no cocka! chewing a bone"!!!!!!!

three lads in a lap dancing club were watchin a buxom blonde gyrating

on the pole. the leeds lad stuck £20 on her left buttock

not to be out done the lad from bradford stuck £30 on her right buttock

the 3rd lad from liverpool swiped his visa down the crack of her arse

and took £50 cash back!!!!!!!!

Not a joke i know and might be a bit old but still, read this out loud

I

AM

SOFA

KING

STUPID

went to the doctors the other day and found out my new doc is a young female doctor,drop
dead gorgeous. i was embarrassed but she said dont worry i'm a professional, i've seen it
all before, just tell me what's wrong and i'll help you any way i can............................
i said i think my cock tastes funny.