Malky asked me to tap up some transfer targets

Any other targets? I want to impress the gaffer.

Any news off your serie A contacts?

Any news off your serie A contacts?

Zanetti's not coming. He said Farmfood's is shit and sells knock off Cornetto's. I did try.

Can you send one to Jordan Rhodes please

Can you send one to Jordan Rhodes please

Hes not on Twitter sorry. Contact his club and ask and then ask for a postcard and autograph. I got Henrik Larsson's autograph by sending him a letter whilst he was at Celtic. Still got the postcard somewhere with him and his braids.

Can you send one to Jordan Rhodes please

Hes not on Twitter sorry. Contact his club and ask and then ask for a postcard and autograph. I got Henrik Larsson's autograph by sending him a letter whilst he was at Celtic. Still got the postcard somewhere with him and his braids.

Can you forward the sign pic to me - and make it out to TopCat please

Gomis is coming.

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Class fair play can you send one to savage and ask him to come out of retirement as he gets on my nerves on telly be a good addition to our development team