swansea story that made me laugh

I work in an autistic school, I am one to one with a pupil who finds something you dislike and then tries to put you down using that dislike. His mum told him that I support Cardiff and hate Swansea. He goes on and on about Swansea saying I hate them and he loves them. Now this kid knows nothing about football or Swansea. So today as we were going somewhere he did his obligatory thing and said " I hope Swansea win" I said look mate if you can tell me any fact about Swansea I will let you go on at me. His response bearing in mind he has the mental age of a five year old " everyone in Swansea lives in a caravan" I pissed.