Warning: If you're easily offended, good) JACKS JOKE.

A pikey comes home to find his teenage daughter masturbating with a cucumber.

He said "that's f_uckin disgusting, I'm supposed to be eating that tonight and now it's going to taste of cucumber". CCFC WHERE COMING FOR YOU WITH SOME BIG NAMES

A pikey comes home to find his teenage daughter masturbating with a cucumber.

He said "that's f_uckin disgusting, I'm supposed to be eating that tonight and now it's going to taste of cucumber". CCFC WHERE COMING FOR YOU WITH SOME BIG NAMES

big names !!!!
you're not re-signing robbie fowler are you

'Where' coming for you with big names

*tremble*

Who you gonna sign then, kristios papadoupolous from aek athens?

'Where' coming for you with big names

*tremble*

Who you gonna sign then, kristios papadoupolous from aek athens?

looks like your shating already fella, you posted twice, CCFC .

Yep I'm shating myself here because my mobile posted my response twice.Classic sign of shating myself that

Yep I'm shating myself here because my mobile posted my response twice.Classic sign of shating myself that

---- CCFC

Yep I'm shating myself here because my mobile posted my response twice.Classic sign of shating myself that

Yep I'm shating myself here because my mobile posted my response twice.Classic sign of shating myself that

I SWEAR TO god m8,i just knew you were going to do that to make a point. CCFC

i SWEAR TO god m8,i just knew you were going to do that to make a point. CCFC

THE piss is running down my legs now, FFS-- ENOUGH. CCFC

Im not doing it on purpose its this fecking phone mun

THE piss is running down my legs now, FFS-- ENOUGH. CCFC

Standard behaviour for a scummer I hear.

THE piss is running down my legs now, FFS-- ENOUGH. CCFC

Standard behaviour for a scummer I hear.

So, jacks being scummers, you all do it then?

THE piss is running down my legs now, FFS-- ENOUGH. CCFC

Standard behaviour for a scummer I hear.

So, jacks being scummers, you all do it then?

No we are jack bastards or gypos. You are basseys, vermin, scum or scummers. Ffs at least learn your insults mun.

THE piss is running down my legs now, FFS-- ENOUGH. CCFC

Standard behaviour for a scummer I hear.

So, jacks being scummers, you all do it then?

No we are jack bastards or gypos. You are basseys, vermin, scum or scummers. Ffs at least learn your insults mun.

But to us you are scum too.
Bassey hardly an insult, One of the most successful women singers ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Wg6k9cWhM CCFC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51Wg6k9cWhM CCFC

Some insult eh?

"For services to entertainment", Bassey was created a Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire (DBE) on 31 December 1999 by Queen Elizabeth II.[55] She was invited to perform in 2002 at the Party at the Palace, a public celebration of the Queen's Golden Jubilee. She was awarded France's top honour, the Legion d'Honneur, to signify her popularity and importance in the culture of France.

1972 – Best Female Singer – TV Times
1973 – Best Female Singer – TV Times
1974 – Best Female Entertainer – American Guild of Variety Artists
1976 – Best Female Singer – Music Week
1976 – 22-day British tour to mark twenty years as a recording artist
1976 – EMI Award for twenty years as a recording artist – UK
1977 – Best British Female Solo Artist in the previous 25 years – BRIT Award
1977 – Golden Rose of Montreux nomination for The Shirley Bassey Show
1991 – Walk of Fame, Star Boulevard – plaque unveiled in Rotterdam[56]
1993 – CBE – Commander of the Order of the British Empire
1995 – Showbusiness Personality of the Year – Variety Club of Great Britain
1997 – Grammy nomination – The Birthday Concert (recorded live at Althorp Park)
1998 – Longest run by a solo artist (ten shows) – Royal Festival Hall, London
1999 – Légion d'Honneur – France
1999 – Madam Tussaud's waxwork unveiled in London (second model in Las Vegas)
2000 – DBE – Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire
2000 – Most Successful British Female Singer – Guinness Book of Records[citation needed]
2003 – Outstanding Contribution to Music – National Music Awards, UK[57]
2003 – Lifetime Achievement Award (inaugural award) – Western Mail Welsh Woman of the Year Awards[58]
2004 – 100 Great Black Britons, Bassey voted into the top ten
2004 – Artist for Peace Award – UNESCO
2005 – Avenue of Stars – plaque unveiled in London
2008 – "Goldfinger" – United Artists single (1964) inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame[5