' POO DUNNIT '

THIS is the sensational email that has caused a huge stink at Brighton.

Boss Gus Poyet was suspended by the Seagulls after sending this rant to all staff following his team’s 2-0 Championship play-off second leg loss to Crystal Palace on Monday.

The Uruguayan found himself in the middle of a ‘Poodunnit?’ controversy as he tried to flush out the Seagull who pooped on the floor of the Eagles’ dressing room before kick-off.
He also blasted the club’s decision to distribute paper ‘clappers’ to home fans.
Poyet was suspended by Albion on Thursday night, along with his assistant Mauricio Taricco and first-team coach Charlie Oatway.
There is no suggestion any of the trio is responsible for the dressing-room incident.
Or that it is the reason for them being barred from Amex pending an investigation.
But Albion execs — who have threatened to call in the cops if the culprit does not hand himself in — are said to be furious with the email.
Poyet told all staff: “When Crystal Palace players and staff arrived to the Amex and went into their dressing room, they found themselves in a very uncomfortable situation.
“For some reason, someone had access to the away dressing room and done something terrible, trying to upset everyone related to Palace. To say it in clear English, someone had a ‘poo’ all outside the toilets, over and around the toilets.
“I am angry that someone within this club could endanger our good reputation and stoop so low. I would like someone to accept responsibility and resign.”
Poyet was also furious with the club for handing 28,000 paper clappers to home fans.
He wrote: “I would also like to take this opportunity to ask everyone to make sure that if you want to do something that can affect the game that perhaps you could do me the courtesy of seeking my approval first.”
Poyet added: “Would someone like to admit it was their idea to hand out stupid pieces of noise-making paper?
“I am not for one minute blaming the result on this, but it added only negative vibes to the proceedings.
“Whoever you are, you let the club down very badly.”
Poyet has been boss of Brighton since 2009 and won promotion from League One in 2011.
He guided them to a fourth-place finish in this season’s Championship before they lost to the Eagles.
His shock suspension has fuelled speculation that he is being lined up for a job elsewhere. He has been linked with the Everton vacancy.
Brighton last night refused to comment on Poyet’s email.
But SunSport understands the club’s Marketing department — who placed the clappers on 28,000 seats — are upset with the manager.
One member of staff said: “It was his tactics that lost the match and yet we feel we are being blamed for it. It stinks.”

Interesting

On another note, them paper clappers are a f*cking discrace. Seen Norwich fans with them the other day, shameful.

I would think Baseball bats are a much more effective way of getting an atmosphere going.

But then again they are the pink pounders so maybe paper clappers are more suited to the seagulls.

I bet most of them have got the clappers aswell

The poo part was an accident. Two fans were having rampant bum sex and it backfired.

The poo part was an accident. Two fans were having rampant bum sex and it backfired.

Haa class

Robin Friday's favourite trick.

There are often 'poodunnit' mysteries on away trips.

Didnt we have the paper clappers against Reading in the second leg play off and got stuffed as well.

Lav and hate: Brighton apologise to arch-rivals Crystal Palace after sick poo stunt
20 May 2013 22:50

Londoners arrived for decisive second leg of Championship play-off semi-final to find excrement on floor of their changing room


http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/ ... ft-1901746

The poo part was an accident. Two fans were having rampant bum sex and it backfired.

Brighton FC - the only club where the shit really does hit the fan. Poofs.