AWAY DAY TALES

Broke my ankle away at Bristol City once and spent the whole day in A&E.i can't remember the exact year but must have been a while ago cos it cost me £20 for a taxi all the way from Bristol.anymore anyone?

Driving home from Stoke today and remembered twenty years ago stopping in a pub in Stoke and the Landlord was great, one of the knob in the mini bus with us, went in the bogs and broke a sink, the boys with us turned on him, made him pay the landlord and fucked him off.

None of us seen him for three days or so and his family were phoning us to find out where he was.

Suddenly a few days later he turned up, the daft tw*t had walked home from Stoke, I kid you not.

Priceless.

I always remember mitching off school to watch city at Exeter in the league cup with my dopey brother,we got off at parkway instead of Templemeades, so had to wait an hour to catch a train back, so we went to the pub I remember sitting in the pub with my school uniform on drinking the worzels flat beer thinking this beats school.Turns out me and my brother was the train crew that day.

When I was very very young I remember being stoned and at a match in Merthyr, with my mate Paul. Heading back to the train station (pair of us stoned and paranoid) thought there was a big group of locals waiting for us..........(remember it was pitch black and we were very young and Stoned!!!) turns out it was just a very large bush...




And we missed the train.