I've got a season ticket....but I haven't told the wife.....

I'm an exile who lives near Bournemouth.

I'm looking for some good, believable, non-traceable reasons why I have to disappear for a weekend at short notice next season?

Your help is appreciated.

I thank you in advance.

You've got aids

you got a speading ticket and have to go to a speed awareness course in newport every saturday for 10 weeks
newport because it wouldnt affect traveling times and your misses wont want to join you because its a shithole
have to get another ticket after 10 weeks im guessing

Divorce her

just tell her you are putting the milk bottles out

should have married a woman like my missus - she BOUGHT my season ticket when I moved back to Wales 4 years ago

tell company retreat

I'm an exile who lives near Bournemouth.

I'm looking for some good, believable, non-traceable reasons why I have to disappear for a weekend at short notice next season?

Your help is appreciated.

I thank you in advance.

Man up and tell her. That's my advice.

should have married a woman like my missus - she BOUGHT my season ticket when I moved back to Wales 4 years ago

But what is she up to when you are watching the game Hmmmmmmmm

Divorce her

Best option so far. ........ anyone know a good lawyer?

Tell her you are taking cookery lessons off the 2 lads from Cardiff who got to Masterchef final then just pick up a takeaway on way home !

Jim.

Tell her your involved in a on going investigation in horse racing. She should believe you, as the tips you've given me have been criminal.

I'm an exile who lives near Bournemouth.

I'm looking for some good, believable, non-traceable reasons why I have to disappear for a weekend at short notice next season?

Your help is appreciated.

I thank you in advance.

this is quality, ime in exactly in the same posistion m8. my misses will be at the amex 2moz and again next week when brighton got there home leg. ime gonna tell her when palace score a last minute winner against them at wembley . shes a carrot short of a salad so i may not get a chance to use the season ticket anyway.

Divorce her

Best option so far. ........ anyone know a good lawyer?

Just tell her that you are having an affair with a woman half her age & you need to meet her every couple of weeks for rampant sex,,,your wife will understand that.

What ever you do,don't tell her its for the footie, otherwise she will probably go ballistic!

got some dirty photos of your mrs? No Want to see some

This has made my day!

Tell her your having an affair?

You was one of the lucky few who won a season ticket?? make your self a letter congratulating your self on wining it, and post it to your address

Jim.

Tell her your involved in a on going investigation in horse racing. She should believe you, as the tips you've given me have been criminal.

Can't argue with that. ..... take me away in handcuffs.

From August till May of course. .......I

Jim.

Tell her your involved in a on going investigation in horse racing. She should believe you, as the tips you've given me have been criminal.

Can't argue with that. ..... take me away in handcuffs.

From August till May of course. .......I

I'm an exile who lives near Bournemouth.

I'm looking for some good, believable, non-traceable reasons why I have to disappear for a weekend at short notice next season?

Your help is appreciated.

I thank you in advance.

Man up and tell her the truth

When she questions you on your absences after a month or two, tell her that you have been having an torrid affair with a netball playing lesbian a la Dave Jones. Then, when she has run out of things to throw at you, tell her that you were only joking and the reason you disappear is just to watch Cardiff. She will be so relieved that your not nailing a lezzer, she will actively encourage you to watch City. If that doesn't work then just punch the selfish cow in the teeth. f*cking women. First, they woo you with their fanjitas, bangers and ironing skills. Then, when they've got you they slowly turn fat and ruin your life. They are bastards. Season tickets are one of gods gifts to men to allow us to get away from the moaning cunts for a few hours.

When she questions you on your absences after a month or two, tell her that you have been having an torrid affair with a netball playing lesbian a la Dave Jones. Then, when she has run out of things to throw at you, tell her that you were only joking and the reason you disappear is just to watch Cardiff. She will be so relieved that your not nailing a lezzer, she will actively encourage you to watch City. If that doesn't work then just punch the selfish cow in the teeth. f*cking women. First, they woo you with their fanjitas, bangers and ironing skills. Then, when they've got you they slowly turn fat and ruin your life. They are bastards. Season tickets are one of gods gifts to men to allow us to get away from the moaning cunts for a few hours.

I've taken a few pointers from that. ..... but I probably won't go the whole hog.

I'll send you a fake letter if you want in the post saying congratulations on winning our radio competition and you have received a free season ticket. Easy enough to get it done. Then all you got to do is phone up and pretend your season ticket come in the post a few days later.

Easy on your side of things, open the letter and scream with joy and act surprised. Then take your missus for a dinner to celebrate. Easy way to win her over.

tell her its a cherries season ticket, then buy a superbike

When she questions you on your absences after a month or two, tell her that you have been having an torrid affair with a netball playing lesbian a la Dave Jones. Then, when she has run out of things to throw at you, tell her that you were only joking and the reason you disappear is just to watch Cardiff. She will be so relieved that your not nailing a lezzer, she will actively encourage you to watch City. If that doesn't work then just punch the selfish cow in the teeth. f*cking women. First, they woo you with their fanjitas, bangers and ironing skills. Then, when they've got you they slowly turn fat and ruin your life. They are bastards. Season tickets are one of gods gifts to men to allow us to get away from the moaning cunts for a few hours.

I've taken a few pointers from that. ..... but I probably won't go the whole hog.