bluebirds

As everyone knows bluebirds are vicious little Bastards with razor like beaks and claws and are often observed in the wild tearing swans to peices and pecking out their ugly eyes. Dragons on the other hand , are evil fuckers , pure and simple . Watched a documentary once with that attenborough fella and he was shit scared of them an said how he once observed one ripping out an ugly little swans throat and inserting it's fiery tongue up the ugly swans little arsehole and cooking it from the inside out . Even though he admitted to soiling his tight little safari pants , he said it was quite amusing and he was looking forward to witnessing the event again in the near future.
FACT.

[quote="feelingblue"]As everyone knows bluebirds are vicious little Bastards with razor like beaks and claws and are often observed in the wild tearing swans to peices and pecking out their ugly eyes. Dragons on the other hand , are evil fuckers , pure and simple . Watched a documentary once with that attenborough fella and he was shit scared of them an said how he once observed one ripping out an ugly little swans throat and inserting it's fiery tongue up the ugly swans little arsehole and cooking it from the inside out . Even though he admitted to soiling his tight little safari pants , he said it was quite amusing and he was looking forward to witnessing the event again in the near future.
FACT.[/quot e] pure class CCFC