God knows where Dai Taxi will emerge tomorrow?

He hasn't got a ticket, started tunnelling from a secret place near the ground on Tuesday, not been seen since but his plans he left next to his beer in the Tavvi show he'll emerge in the ground at 3.03pm on Saturday afternoon.

I'll put money on him popping up right inside the cells!!

I told him to get a wheelchair so Bomber could push him (well they look like Andy and Lou off Little Brittain!).