help needed from yesterday(reward)

bartley the cuddly toy has gone missing
sadly but true having completed away trips to huddersfield town,sheffield wednesday,middlesboro,peterboro,and watford he is now missing (will.i.am. gutted )
after having one of the best days of his life watching and supporting his beloved cardiff city ,the bluebirds win the 2012/2013 championship, it appears whilst joining in the celebrations and doing the harlem shake and bounce he must have fell off his seat and due the noise being generated his cries for help went unheard (his loving family do not hold carlos coaches responsible in any way although they do reserve the right to persue an insurance claim at a later date).
bartley is of a shy nature and most probably wont say much,if anyone has him please note he likes boiled egg and toast for his breakfast and usualy has a snack for lunch (cheese sandwich and skips) being his favorite, but he must have a proper cooked meal each evening, also ensure he gets plenty to drink.
although bartly is shy and quiet, be advised that he will inflict nothing but bad luck to anyone who keeps him from his rightfull place amongst his family ,it is so important he gets back home in time for him to get ready for the fancy dress trip to hull as he will be so upset if he misses it, we have been contacted by the management of carlos coaches who has ensured us a full investigation and search is taking place , and in fact as we write the bus bartley was traveling on has been recalled to the bus depot to undrego a vigorous search , we are offering the following reward to anyone who can get bartley safely back where he belongs
the ticket stub from this seasons huddersfield away game
the brush used by the sheffield wednesday players to brush themselves down and go again
a signed photo of the doc kissing the ground at middlesboro (choice of 6/7to choose from)
a copy of the sausage caserole recipe using chicken instead of sausages that lenny came up with at peterboro
the remnants of 50 thousand blue balloons from watford
a stuffed and mounted gold fish from burnley
if bartley has not been found in the next 24 hours an appeal will be set up with the local police and tv station
the police have told us that names and addresses of those traveling on the bus with bartley has been collated and to those of you who were on it you can expect a knock on the door in the not so distant future , dont jeperdise watching the bluebirds in the premier league next season by not returning bartley , if you have him and are caught a jail term will be imposed
you have been WARNED
the family of bartley would like to thank anyone in advance for any help they can give
lets stick together and find BARTLEY
thank you
y

Only 2 full stops in all of that. Impressive

karl dont waste time on that sort of thing can you help us get out there looking with the rest of us

Only 2 full stops in all of that. Impressive

not like you to be lost for words where im concerned chuckles i hope your not housing bartley for some devious sort on here

not like you to be lost for words where im concerned chuckles i hope your not housing bartley for some devious sort on here

What are you babbling on about now? Why on earth would I be in possession of anything that's yours, whatever it is you're on about.

bartley the cuddly toy has gone missing
sadly but true having completed away trips to huddersfield town,sheffield wednesday,middlesboro,peterboro,and watford he is now missing (will.i.am. gutted )
after having one of the best days of his life watching and supporting his beloved cardiff city ,the bluebirds win the 2012/2013 championship, it appears whilst joining in the celebrations and doing the harlem shake and bounce he must have fell off his seat and due the noise being generated his cries for help went unheard (his loving family do not hold carlos coaches responsible in any way although they do reserve the right to persue an insurance claim at a later date).
bartley is of a shy nature and most probably wont say much,if anyone has him please note he likes boiled egg and toast for his breakfast and usualy has a snack for lunch (cheese sandwich and skips) being his favorite, but he must have a proper cooked meal each evening, also ensure he gets plenty to drink.
although bartly is shy and quiet, be advised that he will inflict nothing but bad luck to anyone who keeps him from his rightfull place amongst his family ,it is so important he gets back home in time for him to get ready for the fancy dress trip to hull as he will be so upset if he misses it, we have been contacted by the management of carlos coaches who has ensured us a full investigation and search is taking place , and in fact as we write the bus bartley was traveling on has been recalled to the bus depot to undrego a vigorous search , we are offering the following reward to anyone who can get bartley safely back where he belongs
the ticket stub from this seasons huddersfield away game
the brush used by the sheffield wednesday players to brush themselves down and go again
a signed photo of the doc kissing the ground at middlesboro (choice of 6/7to choose from)
a copy of the sausage caserole recipe using chicken instead of sausages that lenny came up with at peterboro
the remnants of 50 thousand blue balloons from watford
a stuffed and mounted gold fish from burnley
if bartley has not been found in the next 24 hours an appeal will be set up with the local police and tv station
the police have told us that names and addresses of those traveling on the bus with bartley has been collated and to those of you who were on it you can expect a knock on the door in the not so distant future , dont jeperdise watching the bluebirds in the premier league next season by not returning bartley , if you have him and are caught a jail term will be imposed
you have been WARNED
the family of bartley would like to thank anyone in advance for any help they can give
lets stick together and find BARTLEY
thank you
y

Quality

ffs its my grandsons he lost or left it on the bus back from burnley ......hes taken it with him to huddersfield sheffield middlesboro peterboro watford and burnley ....hes 6 yrs old and upset as he wanted to take it to hull...they were being sold off months ago probably cant get a replacement ....my post was just a bit of fun although we would like to get it back ....lighten up your much too serious all the time (only my oppinion though )be nice to people some time its usualy easier than being opposite ..read it again you never know you might get it the second time ...keep smiling

ffs its my grandsons he lost or left it on the bus back from burnley ......hes taken it with him to huddersfield sheffield middlesboro peterboro watford and burnley ....hes 6 yrs old and upset as he wanted to take it to hull...they were being sold off months ago probably cant get a replacement ....my post was just a bit of fun although we would like to get it back ....lighten up your much too serious all the time (only my oppinion though )be nice to people some time its usualy easier than being opposite ..read it again you never know you might get it the second time ...keep smiling

Well, you didn't state that in your post did you? How are people supposed to know?

I hope you find it for your grandson.

Whoose bus were you on ?

Carls

Chuckless some times I despair .....I didnt make it clear in my post ....I think most on hear have at least half a brain and can think for them selves ...if you cant see the fun in that post I seriously worry for you ...thanks for wishing its found for him I appreciate that and im sure william will

Im really only answering to keep the thread going so more people get to see it

Chuckless some times I despair .....I didnt make it clear in my post ....I think most on hear have at least half a brain and can think for them selves ...if you cant see the fun in that post I seriously worry for you ...thanks for wishing its found for him I appreciate that and im sure william will

No, you didn't. You could have been on about absolutely anything.

Ok as you deal in facts
Bartley=our mascot
Cuddly toy= self explanatory
Lost=cant find it
Do you need any more info to get that I was puting a light hearted request for help on the message board
The 50 odd people on our bus know bartley as he takes him around the bus getting them to have there photos with him

Forgot to say thanks for keeping the thread going

Ok as you deal in facts
Bartley=our mascot
Cuddly toy= self explanatory
Lost=cant find it
Do you need any more info to get that I was puting a light hearted request for help on the message board
The 50 odd people on our bus know bartley as he takes him around the bus getting them to have there photos with him

Pretty aware of those facts already, still doesn't explain fully your opening post.

Well good for those 50 people, there's more than those 50 on this message board though, so should have been a bit clearer - that's all.

Hope it gets found.

Barry Chuckles - you are a prize bellend . Try shutting up and helping, or if you can't go and attention seek on another thread.

Good luck with your search Troobloo

Helping? how on earth do you suggest I do that?

Boring.