FAO: JONNY012697

Jon I was still wondering if you are as confident as you were in the past that I wouldn't be allowed into the Reserves..?

Yesterday I spent all day at base doing tests I haven't done since school!!! and will get the results next week. So given your confidence in the past I wonder if you will be proven wrong once again..?

Jon I was still wondering if you are as confident as you were in the past that I wouldn't be allowed into the Reserves..?

Yesterday I spent all day at base doing tests I haven't done since school!!! and will get the results next week. So given your confidence in the past I wonder if you will be proven wrong once again..?

Who in their right mind would give you a gun?

Jon I was still wondering if you are as confident as you were in the past that I wouldn't be allowed into the Reserves..?

Yesterday I spent all day at base doing tests I haven't done since school!!! and will get the results next week. So given your confidence in the past I wonder if you will be proven wrong once again..?

Who in their right mind would give you a gun?

Well I'm making the cut through the first three stages of the application process so you never know

Last edited by Angry Man on Sun Apr 21, 2013 11:31 am, edited 1 time in total.

Jon I was still wondering if you are as confident as you were in the past that I wouldn't be allowed into the Reserves..?

Yesterday I spent all day at base doing tests I haven't done since school!!! and will get the results next week. So given your confidence in the past I wonder if you will be proven wrong once again..?

Who in their right mind would give you a gun?

Everyone has a gun in the Gurnos

Jon I was still wondering if you are as confident as you were in the past that I wouldn't be allowed into the Reserves..?

Yesterday I spent all day at base doing tests I haven't done since school!!! and will get the results next week. So given your confidence in the past I wonder if you will be proven wrong once again..?

Who in their right mind would give you a gun?

Well I'm making the cut for the first three stages of the application process so you never know

Well I'll sleep easy now knowing you're defending our country.

aint you to old to be having a water pistol

aint you to old to be having a water pistol

They are accepting people up to the age of 50 in 'some' areas of the reserves because of the push to get more reservists in. They are even fast tracking many applications now and have even cut my schedule (if all things good well) by two months with the fitness test which I've been training for months for and that was meant to be in September but now its July!!!

I must admit that I'm loving every moment of it and its given me a personal fitness target to get too

Dear Taliban, please make my day.

Dear Taliban, please make my day.

aint you to old to be having a water pistol

They are accepting people up to the age of 50 in 'some' areas of the reserves because of the push to get more reservists in. They are even fast tracking many applications now and have even cut my schedule (if all things good well) by two months with the fitness test which I've been training for months for and that was meant to be in September but now its July!!!

I must admit that I'm loving every moment of it and its given me a personal fitness target to get too

So basically they are dropping standards which is no surprise.

not concerned over your ability to pass the tests lets face it anyone who has passed the BARB knows its not very hard what concerns me is your character and your complete lack of ability to stay within the confines of the law and your outward rejection of set protocol. Your past speaks for itself.

anyone can pass a test

not concerned over your ability to pass the tests lets face it anyone who has passed the BARB knows its not very hard what concerns me is your character and your complete lack of ability to stay within the confines of the law and your outward rejection of set protocol. Your past speaks for itself.

anyone can pass a test

So do I get an apology for your comment 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit because your political history would make you about as reliable as hitler defending the jews.'

So your knowledge about this is completely incorrect and you've been found out once again!!!!

not concerned over your ability to pass the tests lets face it anyone who has passed the BARB knows its not very hard what concerns me is your character and your complete lack of ability to stay within the confines of the law and your outward rejection of set protocol. Your past speaks for itself.

anyone can pass a test

So do I get an apology for your comment 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit because your political history would make you about as reliable as hitler defending the jews.'

So your knowledge about this is completely incorrect and you've been found out once again!!!!

found out about what?

I dont spend my life following you around however much that may disappoint you.

have you joined yet? no
why should they employ you? you may have the ability but there will be applicants with equal or better ability than you who dont have a criminal record, so what makes you better than those applicants?

not concerned over your ability to pass the tests lets face it anyone who has passed the BARB knows its not very hard what concerns me is your character and your complete lack of ability to stay within the confines of the law and your outward rejection of set protocol. Your past speaks for itself.

anyone can pass a test

So do I get an apology for your comment 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit because your political history would make you about as reliable as hitler defending the jews.'

So your knowledge about this is completely incorrect and you've been found out once again!!!!

found out about what?

I dont spend my life following you around however much that may disappoint you.

have you joined yet? no
why should they employ you? you may have the ability but there will be applicants with equal or better ability than you who dont have a criminal record, so what makes you better than those applicants?

You clearly stated 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit' so you are incorrect and the only bullshit on this issue is coming from your mouth!!!! You know shit!!!

not concerned over your ability to pass the tests lets face it anyone who has passed the BARB knows its not very hard what concerns me is your character and your complete lack of ability to stay within the confines of the law and your outward rejection of set protocol. Your past speaks for itself.

anyone can pass a test

So do I get an apology for your comment 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit because your political history would make you about as reliable as hitler defending the jews.'

So your knowledge about this is completely incorrect and you've been found out once again!!!!

found out about what?

I dont spend my life following you around however much that may disappoint you.

have you joined yet? no
why should they employ you? you may have the ability but there will be applicants with equal or better ability than you who dont have a criminal record, so what makes you better than those applicants?

You clearly stated 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit' so you are incorrect and the only bullshit on this issue is coming from your mouth!!!! You know shit!!!

like ive said before when did I start following you around

its not beyond the realms of reality though is it you would do anything for a bit of attention (your doing it right now), is this another one of your stunts?

simple fact is you do what you want join up dont join up, i really couldnt give two fucks im just glad im not in the army when your there, I can just see Private Brown telling General Jones how to do his job and when he doesnt listen threaten to sue him, wish cancer on his family, set up a facebook page announcing all his wrong doings and beat him up cause private brown is a bad ass hooligan.

why is my opinion so important to you?

not concerned over your ability to pass the tests lets face it anyone who has passed the BARB knows its not very hard what concerns me is your character and your complete lack of ability to stay within the confines of the law and your outward rejection of set protocol. Your past speaks for itself.

anyone can pass a test

So do I get an apology for your comment 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit because your political history would make you about as reliable as hitler defending the jews.'

So your knowledge about this is completely incorrect and you've been found out once again!!!!

found out about what?

I dont spend my life following you around however much that may disappoint you.

have you joined yet? no
why should they employ you? you may have the ability but there will be applicants with equal or better ability than you who dont have a criminal record, so what makes you better than those applicants?

You clearly stated 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit' so you are incorrect and the only bullshit on this issue is coming from your mouth!!!! You know shit!!!

like ive said before when did I start following you around

its not beyond the realms of reality though is it you would do anything for a bit of attention (your doing it right now), is this another one of your stunts?

simple fact is you do what you want join up dont join up, i really couldnt give two fucks im just glad im not in the army when your there, I can just see Private Brown telling General Jones how to do his job and when he doesnt listen threaten to sue him, wish cancer on his family, set up a facebook page announcing all his wrong doings and beat him up cause private brown is a bad ass hooligan.

why is my opinion so important to you?

So in the future everytime you state you 'know' of anything then it means f**k all really just another lie to add to your list.

I am just happy that you have been shown up to be the bullshiter which Ive known you have been for ages!!! Get back in your box and I'll post photos of 'hopefully' my passing out in November to show you that is was never a 'stunt' as you say. But I feel that you are just grasping of straws now.

not concerned over your ability to pass the tests lets face it anyone who has passed the BARB knows its not very hard what concerns me is your character and your complete lack of ability to stay within the confines of the law and your outward rejection of set protocol. Your past speaks for itself.

anyone can pass a test

So do I get an apology for your comment 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit because your political history would make you about as reliable as hitler defending the jews.'

So your knowledge about this is completely incorrect and you've been found out once again!!!!

found out about what?

I dont spend my life following you around however much that may disappoint you.

have you joined yet? no
why should they employ you? you may have the ability but there will be applicants with equal or better ability than you who dont have a criminal record, so what makes you better than those applicants?

You clearly stated 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit' so you are incorrect and the only bullshit on this issue is coming from your mouth!!!! You know shit!!!

like ive said before when did I start following you around

its not beyond the realms of reality though is it you would do anything for a bit of attention (your doing it right now), is this another one of your stunts?

simple fact is you do what you want join up dont join up, i really couldnt give two fucks im just glad im not in the army when your there, I can just see Private Brown telling General Jones how to do his job and when he doesnt listen threaten to sue him, wish cancer on his family, set up a facebook page announcing all his wrong doings and beat him up cause private brown is a bad ass hooligan.

why is my opinion so important to you?

So in the future everytime you state you 'know' of anything then it means f**k all really just and lie to add to your list.

I am just happy that you have been shown up to be the bullshiter which Ive known you have been for ages!!! Get back in your box and I'll post photos of 'hopefully' my passing out in November to show you that is was never a 'stunt' as you say. But I feel that you are just grasping of straws now.

grasping at straws? what part of I DONT GIVE A f**k dont you understand

only person grasping at straws here is you trying to make me out be a liar

have I got any control over your life? NO

join up go for it hope you find joy whilst serving this country?

still think your going to be a walt mind but such is life, ill polish your VC for when you get it.

not concerned over your ability to pass the tests lets face it anyone who has passed the BARB knows its not very hard what concerns me is your character and your complete lack of ability to stay within the confines of the law and your outward rejection of set protocol. Your past speaks for itself.

anyone can pass a test

comment 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit because your political history would make you about as reliable as hitler defending the jews.'

So your knowledge about this is completely incorrect and you've been found out once again!!!! [/quote]

found out about what?

I dont spend my life following you around however much that may disappoint you.

have you joined yet? no
why should they employ you? you may have the ability but there will be applicants with equal or better ability than you who dont have a criminal record, so what makes you better than those applicants?[/quote]

You clearly stated 'you pretending to join the reserves, which I know is bullshit' so you are incorrect and the only bullshit on this issue is coming from your mouth!!!! You know shit!!! [/quote]

like ive said before when did I start following you around

its not beyond the realms of reality though is it you would do anything for a bit of attention (your doing it right now), is this another one of your stunts?

simple fact is you do what you want join up dont join up, i really couldnt give two fucks im just glad im not in the army when your there, I can just see Private Brown telling General Jones how to do his job and when he doesnt listen threaten to sue him, wish cancer on his family, set up a facebook page announcing all his wrong doings and beat him up cause private brown is a bad ass hooligan.

why is my opinion so important to you?[/quote]

So in the future everytime you state you 'know' of anything then it means f**k all really just and lie to add to your list.

I am just happy that you have been shown up to be the bullshiter which Ive known you have been for ages!!! Get back in your box and I'll post photos of 'hopefully' my passing out in November to show you that is was never a 'stunt' as you say. But I feel that you are just grasping of straws now. [/quote]

grasping at straws? what part of I DONT GIVE A f**k dont you understand

only person grasping at straws here is you trying to make me out be a liar

have I got any control over your life? NO

join up go for it hope you find joy whilst serving this country?

still think your going to be a walt mind but such is life, ill polish your VC for when you get it.[/quote]

Nothing but a bullshiter and in the words of Daya its FACT!!!!

I give up, Adam I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO, JOIN THE SAS JOIN THE SALVATION ARMY JOIN THE f*cking PEACE CORPS, get a life

you havent achieved anything yet, come back when you pass out and then ill send you my congratulations, until then ill reserve judgement.

I give up, Adam I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO, JOIN THE SAS JOIN THE SALVATION ARMY JOIN THE f*cking PEACE CORPS, get a life

you havent achieved anything yet, come back when you pass out and then ill send you my congratulations, until then ill reserve judgement.

dont worry Jonny I will

You just want to play dress up you faggot.

You just want to play dress up you faggot.

shut up you cock

I give up, Adam I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO, JOIN THE SAS JOIN THE SALVATION ARMY JOIN THE f*cking PEACE CORPS, get a life

you havent achieved anything yet, come back when you pass out and then ill send you my congratulations, until then ill reserve judgement.

dont worry Jonny I will

proper strange you are

what exactly are you trying to achieve?

people join the armed forces every day, some make it some dont

I dont praise everyone why should I praise you, what makes you so special?

in life you dont get praise for thinking about doing something, you get praise for achieving it.

when you achieve it I will give you a round of applause, im not going to praise your bravery for writing an application form

You just want to play dress up you faggot.

shut up you cock

Why because I found you out?

There's no other reason you'd join apart from wanting to roll around in the mud with men dressed in uniform.

You attention seeking c**t.

I give up, Adam I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO, JOIN THE SAS JOIN THE SALVATION ARMY JOIN THE f*cking PEACE CORPS, get a life

you havent achieved anything yet, come back when you pass out and then ill send you my congratulations, until then ill reserve judgement.

dont worry Jonny I will

proper strange you are

what exactly are you trying to achieve?

people join the armed forces every day, some make it some dont

I dont praise everyone why should I praise you, what makes you so special?

in life you dont get praise for thinking about doing something, you get praise for achieving it.

when you achieve it I will give you a round of applause, im not going to praise your bravery for writing an application form

I achieving the fact that you talk bullshit!!! What you 'apprantely' knew a few weeks ago is turning out to be bullshit and its nice to be the person who has publicly found you out!!!

I give up, Adam I DONT CARE WHAT YOU DO, JOIN THE SAS JOIN THE SALVATION ARMY JOIN THE f*cking PEACE CORPS, get a life

you havent achieved anything yet, come back when you pass out and then ill send you my congratulations, until then ill reserve judgement.

dont worry Jonny I will

proper strange you are

what exactly are you trying to achieve?

people join the armed forces every day, some make it some dont

I dont praise everyone why should I praise you, what makes you so special?

in life you dont get praise for thinking about doing something, you get praise for achieving it.

when you achieve it I will give you a round of applause, im not going to praise your bravery for writing an application form

I achieving the fact that you talk bullshit!!! What you 'apprantely' knew a few weeks ago is turning out to be bullshit and its nice to be the person who has publicly found you out!!!

found me out?

I didnt know anything, you are the first person ive ever known to announce your joining up on a messageboard, smacks of attention seeking. I dont think you will get in because of your past, but hey im not your recruiter or work for army recruitment so thats their choice.

Your the first person ive known looking for attention about passing some tests, people sit those tests every week most pass but some fail. Youve got medicals to get through, background and security checks, fitness tests, long way to go then youve got to get through basic and that isnt easy. good luck though, if its what you want I hope you achieve it.