Bolton VIP tickets announced

Just got an email saying for two hundred pound you can get Bolton tickets. You get:

Hospitality marquee
3 course meal
Half a bottle of wine (CHEAP AS F%^")
Padded seats
Lunch with promotion players in 1960
Post match drink
Prvate cash bar facility
Personal waitress
Match programme.

Call 02920643602
Or ring email the ticket office

I like the sound of the 'personal waitress'

HA. Half a bottle of wine is a joke for £200. The padding of a seat for 90 minutes is not issue either!.