daily star report ???

The last time i saw burberry down the city was when we beat the swans 4-1 and wayne ferreday was scoring the goals!!

ok - that might be a bit of an exageration! but what a TIT of a reporter!

theres a kid in front of me kitted out in burberry cap and jacket to match

I saw him outside, he had glasses

thats the prick he was makin me laught all match