WHERE IS ALAN TATE NOW

Where is he playing, has he gone back to the jacks.

Hopefully in a shallow grave somewhere

Where is he playing, has he gone back to the jacks.

Yes Tate is back at swansea, leeds utd could not afford his £22000 a week wages.

I thought he'd be doing the brown stuff and sleeping rough by now.

Chwarae teg to the boy, he did better than I expected.

golf caddy at st mellons country club.

He,s got a job on Cardiff castle wall.

Hanging out the back of Lee Trundle while poisonous little alkie Leighton James films them so that he can sell the footage to eastern europeans in return for whiskey and heroine-addled tramps that will shit on his horrible ginger head. Gypos.

He,s got a job on Cardiff castle wall.

And spends his nights in the Hays toilets.

He,s got a job on Cardiff castle wall.

And spends his nights in the Hays toilets.

drinking the piss CCFC

In rehearsals for the "Muppet Show"

Fair play he was shit.

I think he is busy filming the remake of Elephant Man!

Maybe he is shagging the hairdresser from The Vale Llandarcy on the 7th green again!

We all know thats how he broke his leg, don't we?

I can confirm every Friday he has attend GBA meetings.



Golf Buggies Anonymous

In bed i would guess

As of Tuesday just gone he has signed up as a member of Neath Golf club but footballing wise I don't know.

from a good source, hes joined up with the chuckle brothers, to me. to you. to me. to you

hes got measles!!

Hes currently a footballer and cult hero at a premier league club. Worst ways to earn 20k a week.

Hes currently a footballer and cult hero at a premier league club. Worst ways to earn 20k a week.

Why is he a cult hero?

Hes currently a footballer and cult hero at a premier league club. Worst ways to earn 20k a week.

Another minimum wage benefit cheat who can't spell for skag. It's 'c**t hero' you nonce. i.e. hero to cunts. Just. Like. You.