potential for a good witty chant?

Rudy Gestede has returned from his international duty, but his luggage is missing and believed to be in Algeria.

Surely someone could think of a song for that?

To the tune of magic hat;

When Rudy played for Benin
He went and scored a goal
But when he flew to Cardiff he landed with f**k all
His baggage was in London or even Amsterdam
Cos all he's got is weed and a blow up lady man

Great effort Natman. May I be cheeky and slightly edit it?

When Rudy played for Benin
He went and scored a goal
But when he flew to Cardiff he landed with f**k all
His baggage is now missing, it could be anywhere
But why does he need luggage when he's so good in the air

Great effort Natman. May I be cheeky and slightly edit it?

When Rudy played for Benin
He went and scored a goal
But when he flew to Cardiff he landed with f**k all
His baggage is now missing, it could be anywhere
But why does he need luggage when he's so good in the air

Or..... why does he use a Boeing when he's so good in the air

Haha, this is definitely going in the right direction.

You've put on your kit
And you've combed back your hair
Rudy are you contemplating
Going out tonight somewhere?
The shadow on the pitch
tells me the sun is going down
Oh Rudy
Your luggage ain't touched down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlPScxgeggU

Ohhhh Rudy Gestede, he's a striker, he's from France
He lost all of his luggage which is in Algeria
If you don't buy his new drink he will f*cking murder ya
Ohhhh Rudy Gestede...

(To the tune of the Mario Balotelli song by Man City fans)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d01RzF61LX0

Rudy Gestede hey hey
Rudy Gestede hey hey
Tsamina mina
Zangalewa
His clothes are in Africa!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0