Anyone on here admit to catching a STD???

well ?????

I was in the Army based in Germany......

Nuff said

yep me!

Caught aids once....didnt like it so i gave it back

Doctor told me I had H.I.V. so I went out and bought a lorry.

well ?????

Just the one you gave me

shagged this women from the wynford one night and 3 weeks later my knob swelled up 3 times the size it ended up the size of a daleks plunger.Didn't report it as it was and still is very impressive!!!

well ?????

Don't want to tell you Baz...


But I need to speak with your missus

My mate shagged a girl and he caught something, his bellend ended up the same sixe of his fist. He said he couldnt have fitted it in a pint glass if given the chance. He told the doctor, take the pain away but keep the size

Why do you ask Basil ?

Dip it in some turps - you'll be fine then