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According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:02 pm

It looks like we are going to limp over the line. :shock:

Well if that is true it must be because we have a manager will the balls to see it through. ;)


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Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:07 pm

The only balls Dave Jones has are the one he massages when he has his hands in his pockets prepping for another session with the netball lezzer whilst his team collapses. The moneys good though and there's lezzers to convert on the back of that. I'm sure she's not with him for his looks and charm.

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:08 pm

Source?

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:10 pm

What a stupid statement, you play what's in front of you. His inability to do that is why he has constantly failed.

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:12 pm

RFMH wrote:Source?



Post match interview on Cardiff City Player. Also said you couldn't tell which team was top of the division today. :shock:



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Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:14 pm

He's just pissed off it'll be harder to get into Cardiff on a match day so he can see his mistress if we go up.

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:16 pm

Has anyone tried to make a Dave Jones cocktail? You take 3 parts lemon, 2 parts battery acid and 1 part vinegar, shake, and serve. Thats how bitter he is.

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:51 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:The only balls Dave Jones has are the one he massages when he has his hands in his pockets prepping for another session with the netball lezzer whilst his team collapses. The moneys good though and there's lezzers to convert on the back of that. I'm sure she's not with him for his looks and charm.


:lol: ooh you've got a wonderful way with words

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: what a fat bitter c**t. :laughing5:

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:23 pm

f**k dave jones :malky:

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:32 pm

"Lets wash ourselves down and go again - onwards and upwards!". Not DJ's Owls post defeat team talk earlier. Its the words that he just said to his money loving easily impressionable somewhat deranged netball playing lesbian lover. Come on Dave, don't be bitter. Your better than that.

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:40 pm

A very bitter man.
It's sad really.
Malky is not the finished article but if you want to judge the difference in quality between two men, just watch the pre and post match interviews of both managers(which you can do if you are CCW subscribers as this also gives access to most other club sites).

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:50 pm

Did a great job for us but wish he would move on now. Bitter as lemon.
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Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:01 pm

Sheffield Wednesday manager Dave Jones:

"There was nothing in it at all. We spoke about how they like to build pressure by winning set-pieces and putting the ball in the box and we spoke about how to stop it.

"But we've switched off at key times and that's disappointing.

"We've shown a little bit of naivety where maybe they've got that edge of experience over us."

Cardiff City manager Malky Mackay:

"It's another three points towards where we want to go. We've been top since November 24 and it's a long time to be there and be shot at, discussed, debated - I'm very pleased with the mental strength of our players to deal with that.

"They just keep taking on the team that's in front of them and going on to the next one.

"We were up against a side who need to win games to stay out of the relegation zone so we knew it would be a battle.

"You have to keep entering into those battles and eventually you start to win them. We kept at it and got the result we deserved."

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:06 pm

castleblue wrote:It looks like we are going to limp over the line. :shock:

Well if that is true it must be because we have a manager will the balls to see it through. ;)


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Hope they get relegated and sack the bitter tw*t,

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:11 pm

To the Kwik Fit Advert tune - "You Cant Get Bitter On A Lesbo's Clitter".

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:38 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:To the Kwik Fit Advert tune - "You Cant Get Bitter On A Lesbo's Clitter".


I dont know who you are, but i find your posts very, very funny. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:33 am

cityone wrote:
GrangeEndStar wrote:To the Kwik Fit Advert tune - "You Cant Get Bitter On A Lesbo's Clitter".


I dont know who you are, but i find your posts very, very funny. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


City fans have to have a sense of humour otherwise we'd all go mad. :ayatollah:

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sun Mar 17, 2013 10:47 am

GrangeEndStar wrote:Has anyone tried to make a Dave Jones cocktail? You take 3 parts lemon, 2 parts battery acid and 1 part vinegar, shake, and serve. Thats how bitter he is.

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Re: According To Dave Jones

Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:02 pm

I think he is wrong but we are all entitled to an opinion :ayatollah:

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:23 pm

GrangeEndStar wrote:To the Kwik Fit Advert tune - "You Cant Get Bitter On A Lesbo's Clitter".

:lol: :lol: :lol: That's funny, the perfect example of a true City fan with too much time on his hands. :lol:

Re: According To Dave Jones

Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:03 pm

He's just a bitter, grumpy b*stard.

All this bollocks he comes out with that he has a problem with us, he doesn't need to tell us that - just let it get out itself first.