Advice Fellas please

Ive just witnessed an old friends Mrs necking another bloke on the train. She shit herself when she saw me! And said alright?
Even though we aint currently speaking do I:
A: Tell him
B: Pretend I saw nothing
C: Bribe her for a shag as she is quite fit

C

A

C but let me know when you do it so I can have a look and then bribe her myself

D

A

Only if you are a karate expert.

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If he was any sort of a friend you'd still be speaking. So C&A it is then. Which also happens to be the first letters in sequence of what you are going do to her when her knickers are off.

Tell her to tell him before you tell him.

Definatly C

D- stop f**king lying blazing bullshit

C

D- stop f**king lying blazing bullshit

Calm down waddle

D- stop f**king lying blazing bullshit

Calm down waddle

my apologies i couldn't help myself

Waddle
I will retaliate with this 1 reply.

Unlike you we do have friends who are not family members.
f**k off back inside your sister you interbreeding 6fingered peg selling pikey c**t.

I suppose you're situation would be slightly different, it would be.

I caught my dad with my mrs aka sister do I
A ask to join in
B cry and tell mammy
C Move me and my horse to the trailer next door!

scummer