Are all wives paranoid? Or is it just mine..

I'm arranging the trip down from Scotland for the Leciester match and I've had a few pals having to withdraw so it will just be Paul(CityOne) and his brother in law,who I will collect from Hawick on the way down.

My Missus said "do you know these guys?"
I said "well I've never met the guy but we've been talking for a few months now via texts and forum"
Her response " so you met him on the Internet? He could be anyone?"

" yeah he could be anyone love, like Paul a Cardiff fan living in the borders . Listen love I'm pretty sure he isn't a serial rapist, and I'm not a 13yr old kid making plans to meet strangers online ".

She then said the classic " Did your parents never teach you about STRANGER DANGER?"


"Honestly love get a grip I'm f*cking 31 not 13.. "


Are all women/wives this paranoid or is it just mine?


Don't thing I've laughed so hard in ages to be honest....

there ALL like it

there ALL like it

I was almost in tears when she said "Stranger Danger"

I'm arranging the trip down from Scotland for the Leciester match and I've had a few pals having to withdraw so it will just be Paul(CityOne) and his brother in law,who I will collect from Hawick on the way down.

My Missus said "do you know these guys?"
I said "well I've never met the guy but we've been talking for a few months now via texts and forum"
Her response " so you met him on the Internet? He could be anyone?"

" yeah he could be anyone love, like Paul a Cardiff fan living in the borders . Listen love I'm pretty sure he isn't a serial rapist, and I'm not a 13yr old kid making plans to meet strangers online ".

She then said the classic " Did your parents never teach you about STRANGER DANGER?"


"Honestly love get a grip I'm f*cking 31 not 13.. "


Are all women/wives this paranoid or is it just mine?


Don't thing I've laughed so hard in ages to be honest....

Don't worry tony, you can tell her i'm house trained and the only body of yours i'm after is the car one, (a lift ) my only sin is following the city for 42 years

there ALL like it

I was almost in tears when she said "Stranger Danger"

dont accept any sweets or get in a car with strange men

Paul I must ask you a serious question..

Are you a mass murderer or a serial rapist?

If the answer is no.... Then I'm NOT picking you up

Paul I must ask you a serious question..

Are you a mass murderer or a serial rapist?

If the answer is no.... Then I'm NOT picking you up

I would say i'm a mass and serial drinker, (weekends only)

My Mrs has got some sort of paranoia that I will disappear every Saturday, spend all my time with a bunch of strangers that she doesn't know, spend a fortune and come back late at night shit faced.

Don't know what she's on about ..........Hang on wait a minute

Sold mine on eBay. They sent her back next day delivery and got refund via PayPal.

Courageous Scotland boss Strachan will go for jugular against Wales -

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... Wales.html

I'm arranging the trip down from Scotland for the Leciester match and I've had a few pals having to withdraw so it will just be Paul(CityOne) and his brother in law,who I will collect from Hawick on the way down.

My Missus said "do you know these guys?"
I said "well I've never met the guy but we've been talking for a few months now via texts and forum"
Her response " so you met him on the Internet? He could be anyone?"

" yeah he could be anyone love, like Paul a Cardiff fan living in the borders . Listen love I'm pretty sure he isn't a serial rapist, and I'm not a 13yr old kid making plans to meet strangers online ".

She then said the classic " Did your parents never teach you about STRANGER DANGER?"


"Honestly love get a grip I'm f*cking 31 not 13.. "

Logic is if you change your age numbers around you are 13.

Are all women/wives this paranoid or is it just mine?


Don't thing I've laughed so hard in ages to be honest....